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Originally posted by nithaiah
My made up conspiracy:
Britney Spears did WTC. She hijacked and flew all of the planes, but the towers weren't real, they had already been beamed to Mars by the Reptilians. And Britney managed this because she is a clone, an alien clone, created by the Reptilians, who love pop music and use it as a tool to enslave mankind. They did 9/11 as a smokescreen to kill Seth McFarlane, who is in fact the second coming, but he smarted up to their plot and "accidentally" missed the doomed flight that fateful morning. Ever since, he has done battle with the Reptilian controlled media with such wonderful programming as Family Guy and American Dad, and he only made the Cleveland show to keep people off his trail as the Messiah. The antichrist is Justin Bieber, and when he comes of age in 2012 and reveals himself, Armageddon will commence and the final battle between McFarlane and Beiber will begin. It will be a karaoke battle. McFarlane will win because he can actually sing, and knows every song ever written. Bieber will be cast into the lake of fire and the Millennium will commence and there will be much rejoicing. And cake.edit on 18-5-2011 by nithaiah because: (no reason given)