posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:36 PM
"I smoke to keep me from murdering people, if i quit, i may start with you." said to rude anti-smoking guy at seattle airport.
"I keep my standards low, so i'm rarely disappointed."
and finally, to a rude invironmetalist, who was griping about me driving gas guzzling 74 Nova, "Drive your prius all you want, but by me driving this
car, isn't that the purest form of recycling? Now go f**k yourself."