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posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:27 PM
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I apologize,

I thought *ing out some letters would be sufficient.




posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:32 PM
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"You CAN have your cake and eat it too, just know if you eat too much of it you're going to get fat and even possibly have a heart attack and die." - Me



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:35 PM
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The only thing more vast and more infinitive than the universe is the human mind

Eva



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:36 PM
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"I smoke to keep me from murdering people, if i quit, i may start with you." said to rude anti-smoking guy at seattle airport.

"I keep my standards low, so i'm rarely disappointed."

and finally, to a rude invironmetalist, who was griping about me driving gas guzzling 74 Nova, "Drive your prius all you want, but by me driving this car, isn't that the purest form of recycling? Now go f**k yourself."



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:36 PM
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A man that says he never screwed up has never been on the bottom.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:37 PM
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"I'm not an a-hole I just have a low tolerance for ignorance"

"If you wanted an a-hole I could have gave you that but you looked like you already been sh!t on so I thought I'd give you a d!k to hang your hat on"

"Drink like a rabbit pass out like a rabbit"

"I got water on the brain"

-me-



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:41 PM
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If you spend your life tearing everyone else to make yourself look bigger You haven't accomplished anything.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:43 PM
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"I am in fact surrounded by Idiots. And I have proof."



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:49 PM
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"Don't do anything I would"

in other words, you might as well just spend your days at church.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:55 PM
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89% of all statistics are made up....



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:57 PM
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'I'm Old Enough To Know Better....And Young Enough To Not Give A F**K!'



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:58 PM
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Im not perfect, but im so damn close it scares me - me



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:04 PM
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reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic
 


What are the last two letters in blame?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:05 PM
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Man who eat corn on the cob the long way not man unless through a chain linked fence.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:08 PM
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reply to post by Tarzan the apeman.
What are the last two letters in shame?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:10 PM
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If you want to know how people see you smack em in the face and they'll tell ya.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:12 PM
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reply to post by Tarzan the apeman.
 
The fool speaks whilist the wise man listens.Was this written or spoken when it was first originated?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:15 PM
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half of you are using quotes you definately didn't make up..

just like I started the rumor that if you email Bill Gates he'll send you 1 mil..



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:16 PM
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Here's my classic FortAnthem ATS quote:



[size=10]AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!


I get plenty of opportunities to use it from reading all the stuff that gets posted on here.
edit on 4/26/11 by FortAnthem because:
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posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:43 PM
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"Stop that, Marta"



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