posted on Jul, 25 2011 @ 02:02 PM
so i thought of a few more things i've said over the years, i'm pretty sure there original.
"Oh, so life didn't turn out how you thought it would? Well i'm not a racecar-driving, astrounaut, cowboy, rockstar, so i guess it's been a big
dissapointment for the both of us!"---me to my ex fiance when i found out she was cheating on me.
"Highschool musical 2? Yeah, i think you'll have to see that one without me babe, i'll be doing something else."
"Why do i drive such an old car? Well i cant afford a new one, and this one just looks sexy."
"I shoulda joined the air force."
"Someday Sasquatch will show up with some aliens, then you will have felt bad about making fun of me."
"I kinda wish Lee Harvey Oswald was still alive so i could ask him how he shot around a corner, that would be useful during hunting season."