posted on Apr, 2 2014 @ 11:51 AM
Herein lies the history of Baconia: the land of bacon.
Baconia started out as a small country, deep in enemy lands. to the north: Tatertopia. to the east: Honeyland. But rejoice, for to the south and east,
our allies: Chocolandia and Maplecountry. with the help of these noble allies, we seceded from the rule of the tyrant tots, and fought a bloody war
for the freedom to love bacon. the war was long, and there seemed no end in sight, until our leader, Sir Kevin Francis Bacon, brought an end to the
war, with his bacontots
. Not long after, Baconia began to expand, as new
nations fell in love with bacon, and took up the flag of Baconia, until the world was united under the