BACON!!! ATS Chat And The Cult of BACON!

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posted on Nov, 8 2012 @ 06:35 PM
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I like everything about this thread, made me smile from ear to ear. I'm hungry and laughing, and for some strange reason, kind of aroused.

The heart attack that will be born of all the new delicious ideas, that I'm now forced to try, thanks you for fathering it.

I'm like the old lady in the Red Hot commercials


Except with me it's bacon,
I put that #$&@ on everything.
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posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 05:09 PM
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posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 07:02 PM
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Bacon cake


Cran



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 02:58 AM
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*swoons*



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 03:06 AM
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I give you all................BACON SHAVING CREAM!!

Check it out!

Bacon shaving cream

vvv



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 11:52 AM
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I saw something like this mentioned earlier in the thread...

WMDD - Weapon of Mass Diet Destruction. Can we use this in a war on PETA????

Q - What is wrong with this recipe?

A - Nowhere near enough bacon and way too much ground pork.

But it still looks delicious.

edit on 30-11-2012 by happykat39 because: added info



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:10 AM
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Beware apostate bacon threads!









posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:14 AM
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Originally posted by Hefficide

Beware apostate bacon threads!



Beware false prophets whom promise you bacon yet give none!



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:15 AM
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As long as we have pigs out here in the farmlands, we WILL have bacon



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:20 AM
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Prophets? Here we deal with the issues in a scientific manner....






posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:31 AM
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Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by JamesLimelight
 


Prophets? Here we deal with the issues in a scientific manner....





I had that on my wall for a while but had to take it down.

You wouldn't believe how many kids asked (over and over) if that was the chemical formula for bacon


I never had to spend so much time before in my life in explaining a poster



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:32 AM
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posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 09:48 AM
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Originally posted by zedVSzardoz
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I respectfully disagree, Sir.


Bacon Appreciation Thread



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 10:31 AM
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Let us put aside the hatred.

Forget red states, blue states.

Forget one or two or even three threads on bacon.

Let us embrace bacon unity. For Abraham Lincoln once said, "Gimme some more of that damned bacon! I gotta address the Gettysburg crowd in 5 minutes!"



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 10:43 AM
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Give me bacon or give me death!!

Four score and seven slabs ago...

We hold these truths to be self evidient, that all bacon is created scumptiously

Ask not what bacon can do for you, ask what you can do for bacon

I think, therefore, I eat bacon

Bacon, the final frontier...

How do I love thee, let me nom on the bacon....

Bacon see, bacon eat

Boom boom, ain't it great to be baaaacccooonnn

If you're happy and you know it nom your bacon

Forget the hokey pokey, bacon is what it's all about!



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 10:55 AM
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Joan of Arc had some people over for brunch one sunday.

She forgot the bacon.

Let this be a lesson!



posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 11:01 AM
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posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 12:50 PM
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and we shall declare bacon war on you for your treaty, it is a sneak thief of our bacon liberties....It shall not pass!

then, the first shots were fired, breaking the cease fire, and the peace. So began the great wars and times of great sorrow.....so began the bacon wars....


USS Bacon fires upon enemy capitol, and starts hostilities

The bacon rebels declared in one voice that they shall bear not witness to the hoarding of bacon by the few, that they shall not surrender their bacon to tyranny, and that above all, that as free bacon lovers they shall stand defiantly in line at vegetarian establishments and demand their fair share of bacon!



The enemy vessel, the ISS BBQ ribs fires back....


Together brothers, once more into the fray.....let us take our bacon by force if by due shopping it be denied to us.



Then a squadron of rebel air ships surprises the ISS BBQ, sinking her with all bacon lost

By land sea and air, take hold of your bacon and nom with me!


Our brave rebel, General Mc.crispy Pork, leading the charge upon the enemy capital braves the enemy cannons, with nothing but one lone slice....


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posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 02:32 PM
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With the enemy capitol in ruins, and the rebel force already feeling the withdrawal of bacon grease, the nights grew longer and the grills grew colder. Then from amongst the shattered nation rose one man. He held in his hand the long forgotten ambrosia. The Bacon that all this suffering was fought over, now lost to both sides.

With one fell swoop he restored peace to the threads of the land. Giving bacon to all that would have it.

As if sent by God, he provided bacon where there once was none. The treacherous treaty offered so long ago that would have restricted bacon-dom to a few elite hands was revised, and soon, the bacon did flow....



who was this savior? who what was his name?

They only called him by one name.....Don Baicoon.

and so like all things, by bacon was peace restored.



Peace took time to restore, but all coped as best they could.....


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posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 03:51 PM
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