Thanks.

I came across ATS today and I must thank the creators and contributors. You see, I was/still am EXTREMELY hung over after attending a work related Xmas party last night with free beer (quite a common cause of 'the hang over'). I must of passed out (even possibly during intercourse with my girlfriend : / ) and my phone was not charging which has my morning alarm. I woke up at 9:00 AM, the time I'm supposed to be at work and had to ccatch the tram in as I left my car here last night. During my voyage on the chariot of the people I managed not to vomit, which was an excellent effort IMO. You will also be pleased to know that I have been drifting in and out of sleep at my desk all day. ANYWAY, during my periods of consciousness today ATS has provided me with the necessary entertainment to avoid fulfilling the functions of my position. It is now 4:45 pm here, fifteen minutes until I go home. Oh joy.

Yes sir, you'll do well here.

reply to post by Pirateofpsychonautics


Hello!

Welcome to ATS Nice introduction

Now get back to work

Why thankyou, Mr Spanners feel free to pay me a wage. Then I will consider your order, completely ignore it and continue to avoid anything too strenuous on my pounding brain

reply to post by Pirateofpsychonautics


You speak of free beer, yet offer none.

Oh, yeah, welcome to ATS!

~Heff

welcome indeed Just out of curiousity... What kept you so interested? Any area in particular?

Heff- There is another work related Xmas party on tonight, with a complete open bar. Alas, the sins of the past will prohibit my participation, I'm going to get intimate with the couch and possibly indulge in natures gift Mav- Plenty of topics I have previousknowledge of but some new additional pieces of info/opinions and although I have no doubt that becoming a member of this site now has me ona list somewhere, meh.

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What kind of company do you work for to have so much free booze?
Can I send you my cv?

Edit to add.

Heres your first flag

Why thankyou my distinguished friend. I'm a Business Development Manager for an IT consulting company, at the ripe old age of 22 might I add it pleases me. So companys we purchase hardware from, both vendors and distributors like to keep us happy.