Make up a crazy lie about the poster above you

reply to post by sykickvision

Hey I resemble that!

sykickvision has eye`s on the soles of his feet,thus needs to kick to have any vision.

reply to post by gps777


gps actually stands for 'ghost ph*ckin soldier'

GPS works for the oil company's to send you the wrong direction to make more money on gas.

reply to post by Canadas finest


Canadas finest is really Justin Beiber.

~Heff

reply to post by Hefficide


Heff has a Bieber shrine in the basement

Heff's employment consists of training seagulls to land on vehicles. Payday comes when he feeds them loads of ex-lax laden fish & rents them out to local car wash companies.

And to GPS, sorry about that kick to the head bro - I was just lookin' at ya!

Sykickvision really believes thats how you spell psychic.

reply to post by BlastedCaddy


BlastedCaddy is really a classless baddy

youdidntseeme was arrested for pointing a toy screwdriver with a penlight attached to it at people in the mall, making laser sounds with his mouth and yelling for Sculley to come and help with the aliens.

The sykick (sp?) paper didn't work on the police.
They took him to a much larger version of the TARDIS.

Sumwun plantd uh ceed uv dowt en mie mined abowt mie spelln soe nou eim nott soe shure abowt thangs

reply to post by sykickvision


sykickvision is the leading producer of tinfoil hats in the nation

reply to post by laiguana


laiguana is a snake...oh wait that's not a lie.

laiguana has a reptilian brain...oh darn, I'll try again.

laiguana tastes like chicken....oops! I guess I can only tell the truth.

reply to post by LoneGunMan


The LoneGunMan was working as a Firefighter,he burst into a burning building to find a damsel in destress.

The LoneGunMan said to her "your the third pregnant woman I`ve rescued today"

The damsel said "Oh? but I`m not pregnant"

The LoneGunMan replied "I havn`t rescued you yet"

reply to post by gps777


Gps has Hello Kitty sheets on his/her bed, and still sleeps with stuffed animals.

reply to post by Astrithr


Celebrates nine in the afternoon everyday.
It's true! The user even has a song he wrote about it.
www.youtube.com...

Romantic_Rebel lives in a house constructed entirely from early bootleg Rolling Stones albums and chocolate frogs

Laiguana is my number one client for volume purchases of tinfoil hats.

Other than that, laiguana is intelligent, well spoken, has a great paying job and is well respected by family & peers.

Sykickvision
like's to tell children santa clause doesn't exist just to watch them cry.

reply to post by monobrow


monobrow is a hit with the ladies. they love his muscular frame, thick hair, and full set of teeth.

reply to post by sykickvision


sykickvision

Is a member of MENSA and has been compared to Einstein.

reply to post by monobrow


Monobrow kicks puppies, drowns kittens and hates Jesus.