Make up a crazy lie about the poster above you

I saw this on another board and thought it was pretty cool so I'll introduce the game here. Basically you will just make up some funny/crazy lie about the poster above you, it's simple.

So someone can start with a lie about me.

(Please remember to keep the T&C's in mind while making up lies)

I don't believe you..you lie..

where's your link, pics,,bah..you are a skeptic...

reply to post by Nosred


I have a love child from a one night stand with the Eel God that is Nos.

reply to post by Nosred


This is Nos at weekends:



- Phoenix

reply to post by phoenix_zephyr


Phoenix obviously doesn't like crossdressing lumberjacks who leap from tree to tree.

reply to post by ghostsoldier


Ghostsoldier is really a Ghostmarine.

reply to post by Nosred


Nosred loves talking about other people's bananas

reply to post by oozyism


oozy isn`t oozy he has actually solidified evolving into a lump.

reply to post by gps777


Not even GPS knows why he name himself GPS

reply to post by oozyism


Oozyism sneaks Uzi's on The Island in his army jacket lining

reply to post by ghostsoldier


ghostsoldier fires ghost bullets,though he believes he is still doing damage.

Sad really.

reply to post by gps777


Gps is able to track my every move. (PUN!)

reply to post by gps777


gps777 gets paid by the FBI to hide in peoples car trunks and call in their location every five minutes. This is the precursor to the modern GPS system.

And by the way the going rate is .50 cents a mile + $1.00 per call.

reply to post by gandhi


Gandhi is a warmongerer and carries an AK-47 everywhere he goes.

gps originaly came here looking for help on Automatic Transmission Service.

reply to post by Nosred


Nosred has since a child longed to be Rudolf the red nose.........

It aint gonna happen dude.

GPS777 is actually a gray, sitting on a commode with a computer desk pulled up to it, drinking mountain dew out of a feeder tube on the left & munching cheetos out of a feeder tube on the right.

He flicks his cigarette ashes out on the floor.

reply to post by colonelblake


colonelblake has ghostsoldier as his only subordinate who as we all know now, fires ghost bullets.

reply to post by sykickvision


sykickvision had some bad meatloaf last night. He sharted himself at work today. Ruined ANOTHER pair of good CK Reaction slacks.

reply to post by colonelblake


colonelblake has ghostsoldier as his only subordinate who as we all know now, fires ghost bullets.