A Truly Unbelievable but Profound Story.

reply to post by SolarE-Souljah


Ya, LOL, and it will become part of your pillow, your hat, and everything else your head touches.......Blechhhhh!

I would love to know though, how big are the freaking roaches where you live that they can produce poop enough for you to see and feel falling on your head?

Perhaps you should buy the surviving roach family a litter box out of respect!

reply to post by _Phoenix_


No, studies have shown that insects can feel pain and suffer.

www.msnbc.msn.com...

The findings add to a growing body of evidence

that virtually all animals, including fish, shellfish

and insects, can suffer.

reply to post by mnmcandiez


Wow interesting, a couple of months ago I assumed they could feel pain, until I read somewhere that it was not true.

Thanks for the link.

reply to post by Blanca Rose


I think this cockroach had diarrhea. It was really watery... with grits inside of it...

Like I said, I did get a towel afterwards and wiped it out of my hair. It wasn't like a huge elephant poop. It was like one droplet of poop on my head and one droplet on my leg.

K now you are making me want to wash my hair... thanks alot!
Yeah, its decided, I'm gonna go rinse out my hair right now.

reply to post by SolarE-Souljah


I think you should've pooped on the cockroach, and then flushed him.
And then said, Touche, as you flushed him.
Would've made a mint short story.

Cheers
Brady

nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

hey moe!

be glad it wasn't an asian cockroach!

it would have knocked you out!

I can deal with most bugs but roaches really "bug" me, pardon the lousy pun. I found a mix - one cup Borax, 1/2 cup black pepper and 1/2 cup crushed bay leaves, leave in corners- make sure the cats and dogs can't get to it - and supposedly I won't have to worry about them disgusting little critters all over the place.

I truly hope so as I'm tired of seeing roaches crawling on my clean dishes and counters.

Lay off gaming for a while, your mind will return to normal.

Oh my God Solar! You crack me up!!

Originally posted by SolarE-Souljah
reply to post by mnmcandiez

 

Yes, I too don't like to kill bugs. They are just doing their own thing...

But you have to understand, this cockroach POOPED ON ME! It got kinda personal once that happened. hehe.

What if the roach was potty-trained? You just lost out on late night TV appearances as well as sponsors!!

I have recorded a dramatic reading of the OP.

I tried to upload it to ATS media, but alas, it seems to be going through some maintenance at the moment.

I will upload it as soon as I can!

Now the 100 of his friends that you didn't see are gonna come poop on you while your sleeping.

This is equally the funniest, grossest, and saddest thing I've read all day.

Watery cockroach diarrhea with grits in it.
Thanks for that image. *throws grits in trash*

P.S.
Your avatar makes it even funnier.

Are you sure , absolutely SURE , that he did not have a camera ? The CIA has been using these for years.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/39e98ef04989.jpg[/atsimg]

reply to post by SolarE-Souljah


The true lesson there was to forgive the cock roach and let it go it's way; the lesson will come again in some form or another if it is not learned.

Thank you for the laugh though!

S+F

great story!

Reminds me of that roach alien in MIB. When K was killing the dumpster roaches... that roch must of seen the lack of skill when you were representing its race. It got mad and decided u needed to learn the ways roach bombing to improve your SC skills.

The story is now available in dramatic reading form:

K, actually, due to constructive criticism, I think I will record a better version....

reply to post by SolarE-Souljah


So lame.

But I accept it.

Wow, that's like, amazing man!

You might wanna get some heavier arsenal if theres more of them

Originally posted by IntelligentThinker
reply to post by SolarE-Souljah

 

Dam, that was one clever roach. It must have trained itself to aim for the toilet.
But once again humans get in the way of progress lol

hahahahahaha!

I actually spit out some tea on that one,
towel please! lol

hahaha, good one man.

I dont like to kill bugs either,
but when they get personal,
I will smush em, and send them into the next world.
Though it always saddens me a bit. lol

Poop on me? smushed!
Annoy me right in my face non stop for more than an hour or two, smushed!
Near me sleeping area, smushed! lol