SECOND PUBLIC CONTACT "they will arrive in 20 supermassive ships, June/July 2011..!!!

Only joking, you didn't think i was serious did you???

Sorry, but i am getting soooo sick-up and fed with all these BS predictions that i thought i would throw one in of my own.

Mods..please feel free to remove at your leisure...and i apologize most profusely for making this thread.

Frustration just got the better of me...anyone with a funny comment is warmly welcomed while it lasts.

I could do with a laugh.

reply to post by Cosmic4life


Ah, but how do you know you haven’t received a “surrogate” prophecy from the Pleiadian Federation?

Think about it; they could be using skeptics to warn us of their approach, therefore making the message believable?

Spooky, huh?

I see they moved your thread to Jokes, Puns and Pranks now; so, I guess it's okay for Comedy Hour to begin.

I sure hope you can muster the entertainers!

In the meantime, I'll grab a table - twirl it around for awhile on one of its three legs and ask the waitress for a name for my new wooden, spinning spaceship.

Oh crap! this is totally like 18 more motherships than what I was just recently told! It must like be sooo totally true. You're awesome

watch...
this is the one that comes true.

reply to post by Ahmose


If this comes true i will eat my own underpants!!

That is how confident i am...

Given all the recent events, i am now looking for suggestions as to how to cook my underpants.

Maybe some mustard would make them more appetizing.

Cosmic...

Two months to go..

..feeling confident.

Cosmic...

Oh noes! I just saw this message and now I am stressed out. I am not prepared at all for this. How will I accommodate the masses of aliens arriving. And does there really exist a catering company that will take on such a task? And a more accurate date would be nice, that's just being polite. Do you have any idea what kind of entertainment they prefer?

You need to call them back and tell them it's a NO GO... I"m not giving up SUMMER for THEM, they can dang well come in the middle of winter and freeze their alien hinney's off, then maybe they can relocate us to a warmer planet .......