posted on Jul, 6 2010 @ 07:25 AM
personally I think these thread should be treated like retarded posts and be locked. But of course I dont agree with half the mods do on here.
What you think is better is only your opinion and to me your opinion is weak and rather sux.
1-Britain has a ‘Great’ in front of it’s name, America doesn’t. "but your a Brit and that is entirly to close to BRAT"
2-Monty Python "was a homo and outdated garbage filled everything he did to the point of retardation"
3-British comedy, not only is it generally funnier, but it doesn’t suffer from the curse of overly sentimental mushy gushy moralistic endings and
characters "see #2 and if you think he was funny there really is no hope for u"
4-You can’t get a decent cup of tea in America "dont care for tea but least we can get a great burger, all you have is fish&Chips to the point u
smell like it"
5-The Full English Breakfast, ‘nuff said "Jimmy Dean"
6-Britons have a greater grasp of sarcasm, irony and self-deprecating humour "ill give you sarcastic as that is all I see from this garbage"
7-Shakespeare "was also a homo that could not master his own tounge so he spoke in coded garbage.. notice alot of garbage from the brits"
8-America as it is wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for Britain "Yes Brits helped so much we left there started our own and you tried to claim
it as you claim this. We wooped ur ass and ur still butt hurt over it"
9-Patrick Moore "Who???... wtf ever idk who this joker is."
10-London, with all its shoe-shines and delightfully cheeky cockney chimney-sweeps "if it is so great why is ur queen buying up property around the
denver airport??? Your london will be under water in the end and she knows it.
11-Bowler hats "just as retarded as a 10 gallon hat"
12-The phrase “that’s just not cricket!” - "never herd this but you not just wissling dixi"
13-The traditional British pub "2001 space odessey"
14-The unpredictable weather, which keeps things interesting "we are larger and have more variations of weather"
15-Every great villain in anything ever has been British "agreed, so you should be treated as such and hung"
16-Winston Churchill "another butt hurt loser"
17-Driving on the right side of the road, by which I mean the left "just proves my point"
18-The Loch Ness monster " go nussel up with nessy then you fishy smelling chap"
19-We have lovable Irishmen, Welshmen with…their…err sheep, and….the Scots "we have ever ethnic in the world... including brits"
20-Ale " american style lager"
21-We have a stiffer upper lip "another side effect to the fish and chips"
22-We produce wonderful loonies (see no. 9) "like this OP"
23-Americans have their oh so old great monuments, most of which my house is older than "time to remodel bro"
24-Hobbits "we have midgets as well"
25-We have a cooler accent "you sound like a bloody pansey, americans have a deep voice fit for a real man"
26-No matter how hard the Americans try, we’ll always hate France more "ill give you this but that does not make u better just ignorant"
27-We had a glorious empire, whereas America is still trying to acquire one "lmao, you call that little island a glorious empire??? Think again fish
28-James Bond "fake figure, that like me saying we have super man but we all know thats BS"
29-The monarchy, love ‘em or loathe ‘em at least we have one to love and loathe "we just call them republicans and democrats"
30-The fact that we beat back the insidious Hun. Twice. "here have some more fish... dont mind the black stuff its just a little Brit love from
31-Black pudding and jellied eels "yes you all like black crap... all over my beaches!"
32-The word ‘urchin’ "my reply will lock this post from a mod"
33-The convoluted British legal system "my reply will lock this post from a mod as they will block my replies and not ur thread"
34-Police truncheons (invented by Sir Henry Truncheon in 1762)
35-Sherlock Holmes "another homo that is fake"
36-British engineering, the best in the world "your opinion and thus far has stunk like fish"
37-We can pronounce simple words like ‘aluminium’ "but you still sound like a little fairy"
38-Monacles (see no. 9) "so great yet no one wears one as they look snobish and retarded"
39-We have a better national anthem, America sing about a flag, we use the power of song to ensure the Queen’s safety through divine intervention "
to the denver airport while u and all her minions die in there bad mistakes"
40-British words, especially curse-words, e.g. arse, wank, bugger, codswallop, poppycock "sounds like a fairy 4 yr old but I am seeing a pattern...
you all need to grow some ball$"
41-Dr. Who "exactly who????"
42-In Britain high treason is still punishable by hanging "as old as ur house, go figure"
44-Cheesy ‘70s BBC sci-fi shows, always a good thing "ur opinion"
45-We’re not so lazy that we feel the need to drive when going round our neighbours house "idk wtf your talking about but considering your gas
prices I can understand"
46-Greenwich mean time, the basis of the world’s time, is situated in Britain "if there was a standard for old garbage it would be your house, the
oldest and first things in existance usually get this job, if your so great WTF have you yet do come up with better design for a building and replace
47-We have our place names, rather than stealing others and putting ‘New’ in front of them "well if you where as large and not the first place in
existance you also would need some of the same names to places"
48-Wallace and Gromit "who???"
49-Freddie Mercury "another fish smelling fairy"
50- the austin mini cooper better then any muscle car
A new charger would woop you mini wanker any day!
Why we are better:
1. Even your queen is buying her future home here in denver.
2. DENTAL CARE!!!! "brush your fish grill"
3. Gas prices.
4. We can respect our flag and others.
5. We grew balls and left there. If it was sooo great then we would have stayed.
I can list more but at this point there is no need. Go choke on ur spot of tea buddy.