50 Reasons why Britain is better than America, page 7

reply to post by Gazrok

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Only been to London once myself, went to see the band Tool at Brixton academy, chucked it down the whole time we were there. I have to say though, fog is fairly rare, although it is up here in true England (up't North), you often get mist in the lakes, but I wouldn't call it fog, more of a make you incredibly wet and peeved off when you get out of your tent in the morning by the lakeside.

reply to post by birdyat101

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Ha ha love it. Number 37 you could also have used Caribbean. I say Ca-rib-be-an not Ca-ribb-ean

But we also have CHAVS

reply to post by YJLTG

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HA! You Brits make me laugh. First of all, we won the war already ITS OVER, jealous? Back then you did not care about us all you cared about is a quick trip out of your 15th time in debt within 5 years and for our silver. Also you have some of the same people. Without us you would be speaking German right now (your welcome). You did not "create" English God did. I am sick of you lobster backs talking crap about us wile we are basically undefeated. We also have a better dental plan because you teeth are disgusting. When you say that we let 9/11 happen we can just say right back hey you let the plague happen because of your filthy streets. Also Brits so happen to always be self-center, rude, snobs. Your biggest prise is a clock ours is a statue, a bridge, dam, and Hollywood. Also you guys suck at sports (just a side note). SO STAY OVER THE POND REDCOATS!!!!!! AND SHUT YOUR FLIPPEN MOUTH!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Daderakiller
reply to post by YJLTG

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... wile we are basically undefeated.

I don't think so sunbeam. The North Vietnamese and Viet Cong put a mighty dent in the armour of the US Military, I think I'd call their Russian and Chinese backed result against the massed ranks of US military might a victory.

You could argue that the US backed Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba was hardly a startling success.

Combined US and UK efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan have achieved little other than the death and maiming of many brave younf men and women serving their respective companies.

Look at the mess in Korea, a draw, and we all know hoe you chaps don't like a draw.

You also have a bad habit of turning up late for events, the WWI 1914-1918, WWII 1939-1945 (you could argue earlier with Japanese involvement in China and Korea), spring to mind,

Blind belief in the superiority of the US is very touching, all stood round hands on hearts, singing the national anthem, and chanting USA USA USA undoubtedly makes you all feel very good, but results don't always go your own way old chap. I am afraid you have to take the rough with the smooth, and the odd setback does happen, even when you have undoubted military superiority. We've learned that lesson the hard way. Although a lot of our problems stem from the picking our leaders from the upper classes because they're the right sort of chap, rather than being any good at what they are meant to be doing:

1. Crimea - Charge of the Light Brigade
   
2. WWII - Singapore, massive capitulation
   
3. WWI - Earl Haig trying to inch his drinks cabinet nearer to Berlin over the corpses of anyone and everyone
   
4. WWII North Africa before Monty
   
5. etc.
   

reply to post by birdyat101

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Well ofcourse says I. England has the Queen. And Queens always represent elegance beauty and grace.

They get more love then Kings.

Now we shall look upon the day that the King and Queen shall come forth from the borders that segregate them from each other. And shine their eternal light on the world.

For it is only right that the world be united under The United Kingdom & The United States.

Kinder Eggs, need some info!!!! xD
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