posted on Jun, 12 2010 @ 07:00 AM
this is what I would do in that situation....
*FBI knocks on door*
Izzy: WHO THE @#%$% IS IT!!!
FBI: The FBI.
Izzy: Oh....I'm not...home?
FBI: Mr. Izarith we just want to ask you some questions....
Izzy: Can I take a message for when I come...back?
*FBI looks through my file and checks to see if I'm mentally retarded, they spot the fact that I like the UFO section on ATS*
FBI: It's about Aliens giving you sleep paralysis...
*I open the door*
FBI: Oops did I say aliens...well actually it's about some other stuff.
Izzy: COOL! Whatcha wanna know?
FBI: Can we have a place to sit?
Izzy: Sure one sec...
*I run in the house take off all my clothes except my t-shirt, set up my tripod and video camera and put smooth romantic music on. Then I invite them
in with a bottle of lotion in my hand.*
Izzy: Lotion any one?
FBI: ummm...Yeah...Well come Back...
Izzy: wait! don't go,.....don't...go...I was just kidding about not being home.
[edit on 12-6-2010 by Izarith]