posted on Jun, 12 2010 @ 05:33 AM
She handled it pretty well; although it could have been handled with slightly more grace..
I've never been put in a similar situation but generally, this is probably how I would've replied...
Me: "Hello, can I help you?"
Male Agent: "Yes. We're with the FBI. We'd like to ask you a few questions..."
Me: "The FBI... At my door! I feel so privileged. Can I see your badges, please?" *grabs video camera*
Both Agents: "No problem. I'm Joe Stephen & I'm Lane Brusterson"
Me: "Well, I'm pleased to meet both of you. I wish to inform you that this entire discussion, for both my protection and yours, will be
Me: *looking at the female FBI agent, eyes scanning* "You're gorgeous, by the way..."
Me: *looking at the male FBI agent* "You... not so much..." *insert laugh*
Me: "So, what's up? Would you like a beer? I have Bud Light, Sam Adams, and maybe a Heineken or two?"
Male Agent: "No thank you" *same reply from the female agent*
Me: "So ... how can I help you?" *As I open a beer*
Male Agent: "Do you have somewhere we can sit?"
Me: "Absolutely. If you'd like to follow me..." *takes them to an outdoor sitting area*."
*INSERT LONG SERIES OF QUESTIONS HERE WHERE I WOULD ANSWER MOST OF THEM HONESTLY AND PROBABLY PLEAD THE 5TH A FEW TIMES JUST ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE*
Me: "Well, are all of your questions satisfied? Excellent."
Me: "Well, I do believe it is time you two leave. Has been a pleasure speaking with you two today."
Me @ Female Agent: "By the way, Ms. Brusterson... if you're ever bored, and are looking for a good time, you know where I live. We can go to dinner,
a movie, even dancing. And see where the night takes us. It's an open invitation." *insert a wink here*
[edit on 12-6-2010 by The Theorist]