posted on May, 29 2010 @ 01:50 PM
Now that the attempt to stop the flow by pumping mud into the blowout preventer has failed, the next attempt with be to try the "junk shot", using
golf balls, rope, and other garbage to gum up the preventer.
When that fails, I have it on good authority that they will hire 20 voodoo doctors, bring them out to the spill, and have them chant voodoo spells
over the spill, hoping it will stop the flow.
Once that fails, then Pelosi and Reid will push through a 3,000 page bill, that will direct by Congressional edict for the flow to cease
If that fails, then Obama will wave his hand across the water, part the Gulf of Mexico, at which point he will walk out to the spill, along with Rev.
Jeremiah Wright, and direct God to stop the spill.
Don't worry, people, we're from the government, and we're here to help.