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He was born under a double rainbow.
His biography states he doesn't urinate and defecate like other people.
He planned to solve hunger by breeding giant rabbits in N. Korea.
He injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young.
Citizens are told he and his father made the world and control the weather.
He hates being short, so he sent all of the short people in Pyongyang to uninhabited islands so they wouldn't infect future generations.
Originally posted by Untergang
There's gotta be an applicable Chuck Norris joke for this. C'mon....anybody....give us a Chuck Norris joke...