Attention Men!
This is a PSA for all men! You are in danger!
As the summer months approach us, women, will shed layer after layer of clothing. While doing this, their thoughts will turn to romance. This is the
prime breeding time for females! It is well known that the human female attempts to breed several times in their lifetime, often killing the mate
afterwords. Unlike the Praying Mantis Female, the Human Female may take years to kill the discarded male.
Do Not Get Caught In The Trap!
Women are on the hunt for a mate! The skillful, and crafty, have already taken down their kill for the season, DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Signs to look out for:
Batty eyes!
Sure, you may think that they have some sort of eye infection or that they are bothered by the pollen, but beware, this is a devastating trick women
use to lure you into their clutches!
Being Interested in YOU!
No woman has any interest in what men do or their activities! Any signs of this interest is a clear signal that they are on the prowl.
Talking about the "ex"
Clearly, their last victim has gotten away (the lucky bastard), they are looking for fresh blood, and if they are talking about the ex to you, that
means that you are next on the menu!
Laughing at your jokes.
You aren't funny to anyone other than males, if a female is laughing at your shtick, it may mean it's already too late!
The "pelvis push"
When hugging a female, (always a danger), if they press their pelvis next to yours, the only reason is to steady themselves to put the knife in your
back! BE PREPARED!
The natural assets a female will utilize during the summer months are simply bait to get you interested, just as the Venus Fly Trap uses a sugary
sticky substance to lure unwary flies into their trap.