It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

No Ma'am!

page: 5
4
<< 2  3  4   >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Apr, 22 2010 @ 02:22 AM
link   

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
ofc we women stop you from coming up with these important inventions



TY Zazz this video has open my eyes to the perils of "hanging from the rope ladder on bat copter over shark territory" scenario.

If Batman would of had more training and studied the manuals more closely he would of realized that he should of had Shark spray better situated. Because of his lack of foresight and training,Robin too,was put in peril.
If only Batman would of taken the courses quarterly to keep his instincts and skills honed to a razor sharp edge !

Gets 7 more cases of shark batrepellent and a little more of that lava soap




posted on Apr, 22 2010 @ 02:25 AM
link   
Well some single guy must have come up with this then...

Shark Repellent




posted on Apr, 22 2010 @ 03:27 AM
link   
you got her a xbox? axaxxaaxaxxaaxax cool story bro! i must do the same



posted on Jun, 10 2010 @ 11:40 AM
link   

Attention Men!



This is a PSA for all men! You are in danger!

As the summer months approach us, women, will shed layer after layer of clothing. While doing this, their thoughts will turn to romance. This is the prime breeding time for females! It is well known that the human female attempts to breed several times in their lifetime, often killing the mate afterwords. Unlike the Praying Mantis Female, the Human Female may take years to kill the discarded male.

Do Not Get Caught In The Trap!



Women are on the hunt for a mate! The skillful, and crafty, have already taken down their kill for the season, DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

Signs to look out for:

Batty eyes!

Sure, you may think that they have some sort of eye infection or that they are bothered by the pollen, but beware, this is a devastating trick women use to lure you into their clutches!

Being Interested in YOU!

No woman has any interest in what men do or their activities! Any signs of this interest is a clear signal that they are on the prowl.

Talking about the "ex"

Clearly, their last victim has gotten away (the lucky bastard), they are looking for fresh blood, and if they are talking about the ex to you, that means that you are next on the menu!

Laughing at your jokes.

You aren't funny to anyone other than males, if a female is laughing at your shtick, it may mean it's already too late!

The "pelvis push"

When hugging a female, (always a danger), if they press their pelvis next to yours, the only reason is to steady themselves to put the knife in your back! BE PREPARED!

The natural assets a female will utilize during the summer months are simply bait to get you interested, just as the Venus Fly Trap uses a sugary sticky substance to lure unwary flies into their trap.



posted on Jun, 10 2010 @ 01:47 PM
link   
Oh GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
Sheesh oh Pete...



posted on Jun, 10 2010 @ 02:49 PM
link   
reply to post by AccessDenied
 


WHO LET THIS WOMAN IN HERE?!?!?!?

SECURITY!



posted on Jun, 10 2010 @ 03:16 PM
link   

Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
reply to post by AccessDenied
 


WHO LET THIS WOMAN IN HERE?!?!?!?

SECURITY!

na na nanana....

*runs away laughing hysterically.



posted on Jun, 10 2010 @ 03:18 PM
link   
For your viewing pleasure...
sportsillustrated.cnn.com...



posted on Aug, 6 2010 @ 07:44 PM
link   
Bumping for this thread.
www.belowtopsecret.com...



new topics

top topics



 
4
<< 2  3  4   >>

log in

join