No Ma'am!

Originally posted by wisefoolishness

Originally posted by AccessDenied
yeah..they sure don't make good men like they used to...:shk:

It would be totally weird if that's what my dad was talking about...

Sarcasm dear boy..sarcasm..totally feminine trait.

1 nicole kidman is HOT HOT HOT!
2 the man show is so....boring and badly done...its disrespectfull to all man
3 i too enjoy a nice sexist humor from time to time
4 the only time a man is allowed to cry is when he makes homemade liquer as a present for his woman boss,and the liquer goes bad before he gives it to her. then there is a good time to cry^^

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Sarcasm dear boy..sarcasm..totally feminine trait.

Yeah, I figured that one out.

If sarcasm is totally feminine, I must be more girly than I thought!

Huh. Learn something new everyday.

Originally posted by wisefoolishness

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Sarcasm dear boy..sarcasm..totally feminine trait.

Yeah, I figured that one out.

If sarcasm is totally feminine, I must be more girly than I thought!

Huh. Learn something new everyday.

See? our homones are taking over..

www.abovetopsecret.com...

We at No Ma'am must honor those forms of entertainment that we men enjoy!

The Masters

Always be on the lookout for witches!

Men love sports!

Men also enjoy fine dining!

[edit on 4/17/2010 by whatukno]

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I'm a witch

Originally posted by AccessDenied

I'm a witch

AD can't spell.

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As we all know, the way to tell a witch is to see if she weighs as much as a duck.

Do you weigh the same as a duck?

Originally posted by whatukno
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As we all know, the way to tell a witch is to see if she weighs as much as a duck.

Do you weigh the same as a duck?

Depends...
do you weigh the same as a frog?

Originally posted by AccessDenied

Originally posted by whatukno
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As we all know, the way to tell a witch is to see if she weighs as much as a duck.

Do you weigh the same as a duck?

Depends...
do you weigh the same as a frog?

Just quack already AD and get it over with !

aka ZOOT !

~hem and ha ...hem and ha~

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See, if you weigh the same as a duck, you must be made of wood, and therefore a witch!



And no, I do not weigh the same as a frog, I just look like one.

Quack-no. sorry..
Cackle occasionally...but more likely to roar.
Methinks I may be more Tiger than duck.

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Quack-no. sorry..
Cackle occasionally...but more likely to roar.
Methinks I may be more Tiger than duck.

hmmm. I would prefer you were a lion right now because I'm hungry.

Be an Object of "enDEERment" for the "Pride" and whip up a nice gazelle for us No MA'AM'ers to naw on.

ROaR

~checks his mane in the reflection of the watering hole~

Lionesses do the majority of the hunting for their pride, being smaller, swifter and more agile than the males, and unencumbered by the heavy and conspicuous mane, which causes overheating during exertion.

ROaR ~yawns~

[edit on 18-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]

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Wow nice real nice

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Let loose.....THE FLUFFY.....:shk:

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Well since you guys seem more than willing to be quite independent without any females around.
By all means..who am I to stop you.
Enjoy your little testosterone fest.

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Well since you guys seem more than willing to be quite independent without any females around.
By all means..who am I to stop you.
Enjoy your little testosterone fest.

...Smiles !...

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~yawns again and hugs a football ...J5V that is..~

[edit on 18-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]

...hmm, guess I'll make myself at home...*downs last beer, eats the last slice of pizza...blasts Lady Gaga, pounces on couch..."yippee"...places a chick flick in the dvd player, sits back tucking hand down pant waistline*



[edit on 4/18/2010 by Givenmay]

Al Bundy, and Sam Kinison! classic!