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posted on Apr, 18 2010 @ 06:48 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
...hmm, guess I'll make myself at home...*downs last beer, eats the last slice of pizza...blasts Lady Gaga, pounces on couch..."yippee"...places a chick flick in the dvd player, sits back tucking hand down pant waistline*


[edit on 4/18/2010 by Givenmay]




Hey ! Princess May, Welcome aboard !
~hands her the football~
Let me teach you how to hold that properly...
Nice Avatar by the way , it matches those Vampire Barbie Princess Shoes I got you the other day... Cheese doodle ?

[edit on 18-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]




posted on Apr, 18 2010 @ 06:51 PM
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Unfortunately your music choice has been overruled and has been replaced by Meatloaf on a continuous loop.



posted on Apr, 18 2010 @ 08:07 PM
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Thank you Tuppy...I might need a smaller one, my hands are'nt big enough to grasp it right!

...it does match the shoes, and they fit perfectly!


I'll pass on the cheese chips, apparently it's Meatloaf day everyday here so thats what you guys are gonna get! *cooks Meatloaf* lol

Oh, yea, did you make it to the liquor store?



posted on Apr, 18 2010 @ 08:13 PM
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Originally posted by GAOTU789
reply to post by whatukno
 


Are the meetings held here?





DO you have any idea how much I appreciated that!



posted on Apr, 18 2010 @ 08:22 PM
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Yeah sorta may.....



BUT ... I think I found you a best friend though


[edit on 18-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 02:14 AM
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Men! I have an announcement to make!

Women through their vile domination of our existence are taking away what it means to be a man!

So I have the following proclamations on the use of hygiene products!

Lately, there has been some bad ideas in regards to male hygiene and this ends NOW!

First off. Men use washcloths in the shower, not these!



They may try and disguise them as something manly, and even use a clever marketing campaign to fool you into using these things:



IT'S STILL A LUFA!

If you are a real man, you use this in the shower...



Second, there are three types of soap that a man can use...



Ivory Soap, because it's FREAKING SOAP!



Lava Soap, because we are MEN! And as men we get our hands dirty! and you are a real man if you can use lava soap and a green scrubby in the shower.



Irish Spring is ok, but it's pushing it.

Next item on the agenda...

It is a physical impossibility for men to have sensitive skin! Knock it off! Real men don't use shave cream. But if you do have to puss out and use shave cream...



That's it!

Now oral hygiene is another issue, and all I have to say on this subject is in regards to mouthwash.



Yes, the yellow kind, because your MEN!





[edit on 4/19/2010 by whatukno]



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 02:19 AM
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You are such a catch...sigh~ WHY DONIT I LIVE IN DETROIT?



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 02:31 AM
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reply to post by zazzafrazz
 


Because we have laws against tying your alligator to fire hydrants.



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 04:39 AM
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reply to post by whatukno
 


This would entail that she keeps Bitey on a leash in the first place!



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 04:58 AM
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That's true, plus the crushing boredom of knowing not EVERYTHING in Detroit is out to kill you.

BTW 69th post here! WOOT!

[edit on 4/19/2010 by whatukno]



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 07:40 AM
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And Men!



[edit on 4/19/2010 by whatukno]



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 10:17 AM
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I'm going out to buy some of that Lava soap right now..



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 02:28 PM
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axaxaxxaxaxaxa its a purse! damn right! you know how much time it took me to learn to wear a bag over my shoulder without feeling homosexuel?
now i feel all comfortable and stuff,ops time for lipstick



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno
And Men!



What about backpacks???



posted on Apr, 19 2010 @ 03:28 PM
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my managers wears a backpack.what a fruitbasket XD. you mean like school bagpack? the kind kids wear? if i was a manager i would wear some cool costume or something to make me look like assassins creed xaxa.



posted on Apr, 21 2010 @ 02:22 AM
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Originally posted by Stillalive
my managers wears a backpack.what a fruitbasket XD. you mean like school bagpack? the kind kids wear? if i was a manager i would wear some cool costume or something to make me look like assassins creed xaxa.


Maybe it's a Bug Out Bag...



Just a Chair ?





[edit on 21-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Apr, 21 2010 @ 03:25 AM
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well i have read this and i have decided that
1. im happily married
2.am already on my way to divorce
3.dont care what she thinks i asked her what she wanted and her reply was anything you wana get me so i got her an xbox
4.while beautiful sometimes the first look at wemen in the morning their hair is a mess and obviously the beer has worn off lol
5.NO MA'AM



posted on Apr, 21 2010 @ 03:48 AM
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ofc we women stop you from coming up with these important inventions



posted on Apr, 21 2010 @ 03:15 PM
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This would be the exception to that rule, mostly because it carries a Handgun along with a very sharp Knife, matches, rope, duct tape and a few other sundry supplies.



posted on Apr, 21 2010 @ 03:20 PM
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lmao, thankx for giving me something to laugh at...needed that!




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