posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 10:46 AM
Youre unemployed and need money?
(your account will be automatically managed weekly, with access to all your information your payments to your creditors will be monitored, adjusted if
needed, recorded, and you will receive instructions on where to report to provide your mandatory volunteer community service, all done automatically
for your benefit.)
Youre sick and need care?
(simply stop into any local pharmacy and scan yourself into the system to schedule an appointment at a registered health care provider, all of your
prior medical information already loaded into the system will aid in a quick diagnosis, your payment will be automatically made, your prescription
will be automatically transfered and waiting back at the pharmacy, and with our new reminder service we will monitor your set medication times so
you'll never miss a dose.
Should you require emergency care, please report to your local hospital's emergency room pre triage determination assessment center and await
you only need to walk in and pass through the scanners, no waiting in line or filing papers, this will all be done for you, allowing you the freedom
to concentrate on the best care possible.
All treatments, procedures, updated information, prescriptions, and payments will be done automatically for you.)
Youre afraid and demanding better protection?
(At no other time in history have you been able to enjoy the freedom from harm that is afforded to you now. Your safety is provided to you with the
monitoring of your surroundings as law enforcement agencies can not only track but identify and remove not only those with known criminal records and
history, but those behaving suspiciously. Responding quickly to calls from concerned residents, neighborhoods will remain free of trouble makers and
criminals as units are dispatched to scan the areas and read accurate reports of who is in the area.
Rest assured your freedom and safety will be well guarded and preserved.)
Youre tired and frustrated of and with travel checkpoints?
(Traveling our interstate highway system and crossing regional borders is no longer a troublesome affair, no longer do you have to stop at checkpoints
and show your ID. Your right to open a free passage is made easy as you simply pass through any of the automated scanning centers along the way.
Travel freely unimpeded and in the safety of knowing all is well, as we monitor and record all activity on your way.
Your tolls will be automatically deducted from your account, your lodging, food consumption, and all your purchases made easy and automatic.
Simply enjoy the freedom to do what you desire, everything else will be done for you.)
Youre Governments expenses are out of control?
( No longer do you have to be concerned with wasteful spending by a government trying to predetermine your expeditures for services, whether it be
local, regional or national. The ability to accurately provide services and care without all of the bureaucracy and related costs is finally here.
With the elimination of hundreds of thousands of costly unneeded positions, and the consolidation of dozens and dozens of agencies,
everything from your birth to your preplanned objective will be processed smoothly. Your willing participation to operate freely is all thats
As information is collected and processed on the entire population, your needs along with eveyone else are made a priority in determing expenditures,
thus eliminating waste and providing better care for all.)
You forgot your wallet or purse?
(No longer will you have to deal with the inconvience of toting around anything other than your smile or your makeup, it's all done automatically for
Your business or place of work needs to cut costs?
(The introduction of this new system brings with it automation in payroll, taxes, insurances and benefits. no longer will you need to rely on the slow
and possibly mistaken entries made with human interaction or error.
Reduce your expeditures today and enjoy the freedom and profits this new system allows.)
Your behind on your bills and have late payments?
(Enrolling into the system in its early stages, you will be provided with a one time "balancing" determination. Your accounts will be brought to
current status and in some cases eliminated all together. Once you receive your user ID and system access, simply log on and receive your information
from any C.H.Irs.P. agency representative.
Youre in unmanageable debt?
(act now and be one of the first to participate in this movement to freedom of care and stress and responsibility and receive $250,000 monetary
credits to your account.
Remember you may be eligible for not only our "balancing determination" but you will also receive $250,000 in monetary credit, but you must apply
within the next 90 days.
Imagine, a clean slate, starting over, and being able to provide for yourself your family and your loved ones as youve always wanted to, and how they
Finally the true freedom youve always wanted is here, within your reach.)
Sign up now.
(All system conditions and functions are intended to be well regulated. The system reserves the right to provide protection of the system as principal
and system participants as receivers.)
And how many would run to get in line?
[edit on 25-3-2010 by HappilyEverAfter]