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Originally posted by zaiger
reply to post by eupeptic
Can you be sure that the norway spiral was not a product of unicorns and dragons working together? I channeled a dragon and he said he did it.
Originally posted by IgnoreTheFacts
You know what better explains the "Norway Spiral"? A failed rocket.
Originally posted by Kernoonos
Originally posted by zaiger
reply to post by eupeptic
Can you be sure that the norway spiral was not a product of unicorns and dragons working together? I channeled a dragon and he said he did it.
"G"Day Wise Ones,
Hmmmm I think some body ate the wrong mushrooms.
Within the city of Tromsø is a place called Dårlig Ulv Stranden. Now Dårlig Ulv Stranden was where the fictional character Doctor Who sealed a gap between Universes so he could say goodbye to his true love Rose.
The act of doing so was pointless because at some point Rose managed to get back across to her original universe. Her doing this splintered realities causing fact to become fiction and the imaginary to become possible.
Now all universes capable of doing so put a base-camp (or doorstop if you will) at that point on their Earths to prevent dilation of reality and invasions from the unknown. Torchwood did it in the Doctor's universe, a radical arm of the NWO known as The Pentaverate did it in ours disguising the place as a pizza restaurant.
Now another universe has a team known as Planetary who regularly play with their reality and by doing so have opened up every dimension possible and the base-camps (or door stops if you will) are now fighting to stop hoards of alternative realities from pouring in upon them.
It's only a matter of time (hours) until the great reaping will take place by having President Obama be possessed by the Anti-Christ and the Wraiths come and hunt us all down.
It's was prophesied by Hugo Rune during the creation of the first tradition, or an old charter, or something.
Grab your loved ones now and forget about work because Doomsday is here and it's here to stay!! You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'.
-m0r
*This is all completely true and you should take my word for it as being evidence. Seriously, this is the real deal believe me. Failing that though - go look up some of the things I said and see for yourself.