Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for
us or against us. There is no middle ground.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.
I agree with George.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its
dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historic inevitability.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
eChicken2004 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet explorer
is an integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
What is your definition of chicken?
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was
Did I miss one?
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n