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Originally posted by CommonSense
And here's exactly what the Bible has to say.
And the angel said to her in reply, "The holy Spirit will come upon you."
Originally posted by Xenographer
It's true, damn it. I've run numerous tests on my friend John and a lovely Orangutan known around here as Ruby, and every one has come back negative.
We did, however, discover the seeming aphrodsiac effects of digested banana matter; tests are still out on whether it was th aphrodesiac, or the threat of being bludgeoned to death by a creature that consists of a rubber sack and four hundred pounds of fast-reflex muscle, that woke John's abused libido.
Never before in the world has bananna-flavored latex been bought wholesale, and, if the Good Lord wills it, never will it be again.