Mysterious Conspiracy of the GEICO Gecko

In the environment of international relations
the mystery must be solved in a
diplomatic way. Americans want to know.
Is the insurance agencies' gecko's accent--
British, Australian, Reptilian or other. Perhaps Jamaican.
And mods, not all conspiracies have to be totally serious do they?

I am pretty sure he is a Kiwi. But it is hard to tell.

reply to post by Donny 4 million


I am going to vote british.

Originally posted by groingrinder
I am pretty sure he is a Kiwi. But it is hard to tell.

You could be correct . Link please. lol
I thought of that but kinda ran out of space on the sentence. lol

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by Donny 4 million

 

I am going to vote british.

Sweet would you like to keep the vote count?
I'll start it for you.

OP -----?
Kiwi--- yes, maybe.
British--1

HAHAHAHA! My first thought was, "Damn! The ATS'ers have really gone over the edge now, I better try and get this moved to skunkworks if I can!"

SOOOOOOO glad to see it's in jest.

I think he's a Saudi trained militant, educated at Oxford, sent to de-stabilize the insurance industry, to gain headway into Big American Business.

There is a deep and dark and very sinister conspiracy afoot that is no laughing matter when it comes to GEIGO Insurance Company.

GEIGO Insurance headquartered on Willard Avenue on the Washington D.C. side of the street straddling Washington D.C. and Chevy Chase Maryland is the key to and proof of a conspiracy that has gripped and all but destroyed our nation dating back to the Civil War.

GEIGO stands for the Government Employees Insurance Group Organization.

So how is it that you or I or just about anyone else can purchase insurance designed for Government Employees?

Because we are all technically employees of the Corporate Government that’s how!

Who owns this corporation that is our government the United States Corporation that we are all employees of?

Hint…like the GEICO Gecko they have a English accent!

Nothing funny or humorous about this conspiracy at all, nothing at all indeed!

As a Briton who spends a lot of time in California, I can say, with some confidence.......

The gecko is Brittish.

What if we do not think it is a Gecko?

I say we chop its tail off and see if it regrows. Only then we will know what accent it has.

reply to post by MajesticJax


Good one. Was he born in Bombay?

LMAO, I used to have that Gecko as my ATS avatar...leaning on the logo.

However, dare I ask what the conspiracy here is?

Originally posted by Chewlip
As a Briton who spends a lot of time in California, I can say, with some confidence.......

The gecko is Brittish.

He's definitely not british..

www.associatedcontent.com...

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler


Thanks for making my thread legit in ATS terms.
Always a pleasure.
How should we tally your vote?

Originally posted by Donny 4 million
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

 

Thanks for making my thread legit in ATS terms.
Always a pleasure.
How should we tally your vote?

I vote for revolution!

And a return to the constitutional republic!

And a return to the GEICO Neanderthal Brothers!

reply to post by Ear-Responsible


Well of course he is not British, he was probably made on Maxon 3D. But the accent certainly is...

In the commercial below, he say's "Fancy a Crisp?" ... only british people say "crisps"...



(Added Video)

[edit on 21-1-2010 by Scooby Doo]

Although Kelsey Grammar was the voice in the first commercial, the current voice is supplied by Jake Woods, an English actor.

Not true.

I just said crisps, and I've never been outside the states

[edit on 21-1-2010 by Ear-Responsible]

Originally posted by Chewlip
As a Briton who spends a lot of time in California, I can say, with some confidence.......

The gecko is Brittish.

Being British would give you a point.
Hangin out in Arnie land is .5 points deducted.
Another 1/2 vote for british! lol

reply to post by FritosBBQTwist


Ouch! is Ouch! in any language.
Gitmo would be a better way.

he's a mind controlling reptilian