Shoe bomber= search shoes, does Penis bomber=search genitalia?

We all remember Richard Reid the shoe bomber. We all know that you have to take your shoes off at the airport now.

Then we had the liquid bomber. Now we can't bring liquids on the plane.

Now we have the penis bomber. What wonderful new security protocol will us cattle be subjected to?

I don't fly anymore anyway, because I don't like the livestock feeling of the airport experience. At what point are people going to say enough? I have already had enough, and driving is more scenic anyway.

The only way to show your disapproval in the security state, is to simply refuse to participate in it.

Good question. I actually wasn't aware thats where he hid the explosives (if they were infact explosives). Well, remember those airline security devices that can see though your clothes?!? And, everyone was in a big stink about them.... well, now here's the chance to implement them everywhere!

What sucks is rich people have their own planes..

Soooo.. Don't expect this to change, anytime soon. We are NOT all equal, in this country. Never forget that.

Hope they are looking into a possile bioattack by a individual who will get injected with plague and go world traveling. SMH again a reason for balance on this planet humans are not ment to controll each other.

ANYONE REMEMBER THE ISSUE WITH THE BATHROOMS ON THE AIRLINES, UM JUST SAYEN

The female searches in Jamaica do that already.
I got felt up last time at the port getting back on the cruise ship.
she was "checking for marijuana", I think she thought my penis was a joint and she wanted to smoke it.

Originally posted by downtown436
I don't fly anymore anyway, because I don't like the livestock feeling of the airport experience. At what point are people going to say enough? I have already had enough, and driving is more scenic anyway.

Are we being naive... It's not possible to drive to every place you need to be, for a business function or visiting relatives. I get assignments in Europe once every so often. Pass the oars, please.

This is why i will not bother flying to be honest in life.

Originally posted by andy1033
This is why i will not bother flying to be honest in life.

There are other ways to remain honest in life, other than levitating

Originally posted by buddhasystem

Originally posted by andy1033
This is why i will not bother flying to be honest in life.

There are other ways to remain honest in life, other than levitating

That's exactly what I thought

More people should use trains. I love the look of the old fashioned steam trains with their separate cabins and whatnot. I'm not even a train fanatic/spotter......yet!

Wait until someone stuffs a bomb up their tailpipe

I will make sure to eat plenty of corn and triple dose on some laxatives on that fine trip.



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LOL! brings new meaning to the term "felt up"

Just my 2-cents

It looks like this old gal will remain stateside for a long time.

Flying is the best way to travel but now that's out.

I had considered taking a voyage to Australia on a shipping freighter by water. That's not good now as I may be hijacked by pirates.

It would be a great time to invent a particle relocater and be able to just dial up a location and be there in a matter of seconds.

Oh well. I'll just keep dreaming.

Flying is becoming more and more of a hassle, for not much more than a plane ticket these days you can take a slow boat across the Atlantic and enjoy the trip even more.

Either that, or I can ask my Mother in Law for a ride on her broom stick if I am in a hurry.

Originally posted by azzllin
Flying is becoming more and more of a hassle, for not much more than a plane ticket these days you can take a slow boat across the Atlantic and enjoy the trip even more.

Either that, or I can ask my Mother in Law for a ride on her broom stick if I am in a hurry.

LOL, I thought this was going to be a safe thread! I just had coffee go through my nose laughing at that one. We could make a twin engine if mine came along.

The question is why TPTB want to make flying so hard. There are alternate forms of transportation (which I will be using). The only caveat is if you have to get somewhere fast. Europe you can sail to. America has either the train or plane. They just aren't as fast as a plane.

I won't be using a plane if I can help it. Besides, I am sick of the smoking nazis at the airports.

Edit: Typo

[edit on 28-12-2009 by GTORick]

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and become a martyr in history known as the bum bomber,that brings a new meaning to the burning ring of fire

watch out for what you ask for:
resently there was a suicide bomber with a bomb up his rear.
went boom, blood and sh*t everywhere. but the target survived.
so based on the tools of this suicide bomber... thats why you
have to take off your shoes... suicide bomber used a shoe bomb.
well bend over
we have to look there too... so beware what you ask for...
TSA is well PORK in my opinion. they sure as hell dont know what security is... the pay must be really low.
grandmother - yea, she is a terrorist... yet, we have a 30 yr. male carrying a hercules explosives bag and he gets escorted on. ha ha.
(no there was no terrorist with a hercules explosive bag exist's its a sick joke).
but who in there right mind would get on a plane carrying a bomb with intent to murder people is worth all the chaos TSA creates providing this fake security in my opinion... anyone can get around their systems, doesnt even require interfacing with TSA. so whats really going on.

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