Sexy? Yeah. Absolutely malfunctional? No doubt. Seriously bipolar? Fo sho.
Sooooo, the story goes something like this (as dictated by youtube)....I was singing at Karaoke the other night, which, as many of you know, is where
I spend most of my weds. nights.....except, this time, I brought my boys with me.....
I was then waved down by Karaoke Ginger.....( due to privacy issues, and because alcohol has an effect on name recollection, I've decided to use a
pseudonym for this story).
"Wow, what an amazing voice," said miss Ginger, "I think I.......
I quickly responded, "Well, of course.....cause I'm Da Boss!!!.....
....she agreed, "Damn, you are
As we both chat and continue drinking, pumkin ale for her and Boones Farms for me, I here my name called to sing once more.
"This song is dedicated to you," I told her as I confidently, but drunkenly staggered to the mic, "I'm goin' solo this time!"
My charm, good-looks, social status (I'm the boss) and impecable taste (as evidenced by my choice of drink) eventually led to her insisting I ask for
her number cause she's leaving soon.
I typed her number and name, Karaoke Ginger, into my phone and kissed her on the cheek goodbye..... "I'll see you soon, girl!"
I then sat in the corner of the bar and watched her.....
Not really, I left. And texted her mutliple times trying to flirt only to get super boring responses like, "HAHA" and "LOL" and then nothing.
....I realized she wasn't really into me and it wasn't until recently that my gut feelings were right. I ran into her again at the bar and was
I can't remember a girl coming on to me, asking ME to exchange information and then totally pulling a guy move. I mean, it's not like she was
drunk......she was just a redhead.
So...because of that experience, this song truthfuly describes how I feel about Karaoke Ginger (and if you're a hot red head, then this song is
speaking of inner beauty :p)....
There is something wrong with redheads....
[edit on 21-12-2009 by DevolutionEvolvd]