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I did Tiger Woods

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posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 01:23 PM
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Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called up Tigers wife Elin? He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.

And Nike's new motto: Just do me.

I also heard that Tiger is changing his name from Tiger Wood's to Tiger's Wood.

When Tiger was asked about his other women he said " Their Grrreeat!

Go Tiger Go.




posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 02:20 PM
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Tiger Woods is the Tiger Woods of cheating on your wife.

For the record, I didn't sleep with him but I have some self respect.



posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur

For the record, I didn't sleep with him ...


True enough ... but only on account of misidentification.

I bet he was great!







posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 02:35 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
Tiger Woods is the Tiger Woods of cheating on your wife.


Actually, the Tiger Woods of cheating on your wife would be so good at it that you'd never suspect.

Tiger is more like the Bill Clinton of cheating on your wife, only with hotter women.



posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 02:35 PM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


no, I slept with Tony the Tiger (and the lucky charms guy)



posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 02:40 PM
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Clinton slept with a few ugly broads which is in line with his taste in women (see the man he married). Tiger slept with anyone and everyone and we only know of 14. Think about all the women who are not seeking a payday or some fame.

I'm guessing par is higher than 14 on Tiger's card



posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 02:47 PM
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I doubt he's in Wilt Chamberlain World (over 20k), but I'm positive he's done ok.

The record is probably Obama. He's done a whole country in less than a year.

>!SNAP!<



posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 10:35 PM
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Stop being so jealous, all of you.

I was the first hole not the eighteenth hole......

My dream team will make sure this goes on the record

And i happen to be virginal as the snow is white. was.





posted on Dec, 16 2009 @ 10:37 PM
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ha ha haha ha Obama, now THAT'S funny!



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 09:20 PM
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dg!!!
What are you doing on MY island? At least I thought it was my island. Maybe that's why I saw anxietydisorder over there on the beach. I thought I was the only one on this island. I thought this island belonged to me. Well, at least I can be the first to sell my story. What?!
Now there are several stories?! Just how many others are on this island??

Speaking of snow...how was this latest storm for you?



posted on Dec, 21 2009 @ 09:26 PM
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surely you have a tawdry video for us to debunk? I promise not to scream "CGI!!!" for at least two minutes.

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......... which isn't to imply that DG isn't a ballwhacker, just that she doesn't get paid millions for it.



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