Me as prez. hmmm. thats been a nasty dream of mine for a long while.
here we go.
1. Make McCarthy proud. Investigations into treasonous acts by officials and by the end of the day, they would be against the wall or exiled.
Depends on my mood that day.
2. Fed is abolished and we are on a gold, silver, petrol or combination backed currency.
3. Borders will be militarised. If you cross illegally, you WILL be shot. period. If you were given amnesty after illegal entry in the last 25
years, you leave. Period.
4. Military would be pulled back to European countries and friendly Eastern Blok to consolidate. Missle defence will be initiated.
5. All business overseas will be taxed to death until all US manufacturing is done HERE!
6. IRS abolished. A 1% flat tax ACROSS THE BOARD. NO LOOPHOLES!
7. County and State Militias will be instituted. You will bring your weapon of choice and be trained accordingly. If you are from 12 to unable to
move, you will take part. (religious exemptions will allow for support duty). One weekend a month and 6 weeks a year for training. Military,
Police, Firefighters will recieve the pay due to them. Sports and Movie stars can recieve the pay from the Services for a while.
8. Islam will be prohibited from practice. You may leave and return to your chosen country of your faith. Mosques will be used as slaughter houses
for pigs. (kidding). They will be leveled.
9. Communists and Socialists of any stripe will be exiled or given hard labor.
10. The US constitution will return to being the law of the land. It will be read literally. States will all be given sovereign status. Any articles
or amendments after mid 1800's will be stricken. Womens rights and such will stand. Political correctness will be a capital crime punishable by 25
years in solitary confinement listening to Miley Cyrus albums, watching silver spoons reruns, and eating luke warm tofu.
11. We will not engage in any foreign wars that do not involve European allies or our concerns directly.
12. We will fund a new science system (without any trouble from oil companies) to find alt. energy sources. Zero Point or near will be given
13. Parents (especially mothers) will stay home with their babies to age five. If possible, to age ten.
14. If N. Korea or anyone gives us the slightest threat they will glow. We will not be intimidated. No greater friend, no deadlier enemy!
Thats a good start. I aint finished yet. Need some more time.
15. No more corporate farms. Honor will be restored to family farms. Natural farming will be promoted. Subsides and abatements until things start
to roll again.
16. Predatory capitalism will be abolished (do you hear me Walmart?). Big boxes will be eliminated in cities of less than 20k.
17. Abatements for all small businesses for the first 20 years of my reign (oops.) that is they will have 20 year abatements.
18. Alt. medicine will be encouraged.
19. True conservation of natural areas will be enacted. hunting will be allowed on national parks (during off season for safety unless a large area
can be cordoned off).
20. GERMAN WILL BE THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE!!!!
Seriously, 3-4 languages should be available in all middle and high schools.
It will be a glorious 4th Reich! America will be restored to her former glory. We will become a social, economic, artistic model for the world!
America Uber Alles!
[edit on 7-11-2009 by felonius]