Welcome aboard 5 new moderators. Plus 1.

Good for you all! Congrats

Second line................

Hail The New World Moderators

Glad to have you guys. Welcome, and I'd just like say that while I've been
body checked and body slammed quite a few times on these boards .
I in no way do I take it personal and believe the causes to rest somewhere
in between vagness and variations in the guidlines.

I also believe these to be unavoidable fraelties of the guidlines. For the record, I value my time on ATS.
Respect to all

cheers



[edit on 6-10-2009 by randyvs]

...we are Mods...
...resistance is futile...
...you will be assimilated...
...you will adapt to service... us...



Seriously, thank you all! This was quite a shock to me. Literally. They've got some sort of torture chamber back there... ouch...

I know I've made some good friends on here throughout the years. I just want to say that that will not change over this 'promotion'. I'm the same dumb ol' redneck I have always been (just now with POWER! Mwa-ha-ha!).

All I ask is that should there come a time when I have to send an official message, you respect it as what it is: official, apart from any friendship we may have. I consider this a great responsibility as well as a tremendous honor, and I fully plan on doing my utmost to perform my duties to the high standards ATS has set.

Now, if I can just figure all these new toys out... ooooh! SO has a bar! No, wait, that was 'ban', not 'bar'... oops... er... guys?... help?...

TheRedneck

We will rule you all with an Iron fist!

YOU! .... Obey the fist!


Ahem ....


I mean, it is with great humility that I accept the honorable task of KEEPING YOU ALL IN LINE.....

sorry.... ahem ....

Seriously, thanks for the votes of confidence.



[edit on 6-10-2009 by Maxmars]

Originally posted by Maxmars
We will rule you all with an Iron fist!

YOU! .... Obey the fist!

Meh ...

Oh and here's a avy for thee ... I dare you!



Edit: Congrats!!!

[edit on 6 Oct 2009 by schrodingers dog]

Thanks, everybody.

Sorry for being late, but I had a lot to read and I had to eat my diner (yes, I do have to eat sometimes), I hope that those that have been enjoying my presence in ATS keep on enjoying it and that those that have been expecting my disappearance keep on expecting that also, it would show that I haven't disappointed anyone.

Obrigado, InTrueFiction!

Just what we need...MORE MODS!!

Welcome guys and girls?? and good luck (errrr, you'll need it...not for me of course, hee hee)

Oh, and congratulations!

I_R

Originally posted by elevatedone

Originally posted by Eurisko2012
reply to post by intrepid

 

How much does it pay?
What hours do the moderators work?
I at least want a free T shirt.

I'll take this one.

Our pay is in the enjoyment of helping out the membership and unlimited alcohol.

Our brains are hardwired directly to the ATS servers, so we work 24 / 7.

After the last wet t-shirt event with Springer and Skeptic, we've discontinued handing out anymore shirts.

MANBEWBS!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!



Congratulations to all there - thought I only know two names in the list TheRedneck and ArMap.

But nonetheless, Cheers to you all !!

The Major would like to congratulate the new additions to the ATS staff. The Major is particularly pleased to see the inclusion of a member with flag rank; GENERAL EYES. The Major has no doubt the good GENERAL will acquit herself in a fine an upstanding manner.

Kudos to all.

Dismissed.

Thanks to everyone for the kind words....I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

I promise to uphold the values of ATS and respect the membership to the best of my ability, and promise not to institute four am wake up drills at any point in the near future.

reply to post by Major Discrepancy


Thank you - it's always been an honor and privilage to serve alongside you Major. ~salutes~

Congrats guys....Well deserved, well deserved.

PS: Especially ArMaP because he is a fellow UFO nut, lol.

Congrats guys..

Originally posted by Maxmars
We will rule you all with an Iron fist!

YOU! .... Obey the fist!

I knew it.............

I might as well say my goodby's now!

Congrats to the new mods. I have yet to be picked on...I mean...uhh nevermind on that comment.

Anyways, congratulations lol. Please don't kill me with your almighty mod powers....please....

Hey congrats guys.
May the force be with you.

Originally posted by intrepid
Please welcome xmotex, TheRedneck, Maxmars, GENERAL EYES and ArMaP.

Uh - oh ... xmotex eh?
Hey ya xmotex .. you've got me listed as a 'respected foe'.
Just keep in mind the ' respected' part ... okay?
(just teasing with ya)

Seriously .. congratulations and good luck to all of you.
I look forward to watching as you help keep the boards in check.
Helpful hint - keep plenty of asprin stocked in the medicine cabinet.

Congratulations!!!

ATS just keeps getting stronger

Keep the fridge and bar stocked...

Don't forget my choice of beverage...




served straight up in a chilled martini glass with 8 olives..

There will be a quiz

Wow, congratulations everyone!

Great picks, ATS....

Congrats to all concerned, excellent choices.

My only reservation:
As ATS continues to elevate quality members to Modship, they subsequently have less time to contribute anywhere near as frequently as they used to due to their new duties thus aiding the gradual loss of quality that I have seen over the 2 years I have been a member.

reply to post by intrepid


Congrats.

Excellent choices!!!

Congratulations to the newest members of the crew!

May your burden not be heavy upon your newly caped shoulders...

(And what's up with all the Borg references? )

Hail Caesar!!!