Originally posted by whitewave
reply to post by WEOPPOSEDECEPTION
*Bless you. It needed to be said.*
Nuthin but luv for ya KSKingpen.
[edit on 16-9-2009 by whitewave]
uh huh....don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful.
You guys and gals are all certifiable.
OK, so South seems ok (thanks Dooper, wupy and papa_bear) unless you try SE Texas cuz that's like deliverance type stuff down there (thanks
Badgerprints ) and Memphis has too many allergens (Thanks Doc G.) Reports are stating that smiles and willingness to work hard are essential when
immigrating to the South.
Hospitality is green for GO in Oklahoma (thanks whitewave), Missouri (thanks yummy) and apparently L.A. as well, though reports of it's habitability
are sketchy. (thanks Numb, cindy) Reports are that insanity is commonplace in the S/F Bay Area, so tinfoil hats to shield from insanobeams are
advised. (thanks ahhdarnit)
Fellow freaky individuals have apparently been spotted forming groups in Oregon, around Eugene/Springfield (thanks quantazero) London is a NO GO as
advised by fellow meatloaf enthusiast wazthewazzock. NY is open for business (says skywatcher and his neighbor Really), provided BS is left in the
corral and you are there to 'fight your way out.'
Utah seems to have survived the destruction with everything but it's navigability intact. (thanks to ShadowMaster and mikerussellus) You will want
to NOT look like a stranger when heading that way.
Spacepunk tells us that travel SE New Mexico is ill advised, but Taos and Santa Fe have openings at the inn. New Jersey, apparently close to New York,
has been overrun with buried former union bosses (thanks reticledc and Erasurehead). Travel in the Northeastern US is not recommended unless it is to
Northern PA where the 'nice' hillbillies live.
Canada seems to be both hospitable and safe for travel at this point. (masqua and Demoncreeper) swine flu victims will be screened at the border.
Northern California is good, says redwoodjedi, except for a lot of possibly smelly hippies and a risk of smoke inhalation.
JaxonRoberts will be observing from his quarters and OzWeatherMan is running some sort of Ted Nugent human hunting type experience down under.
Apparently there is much satisfaction in watching 'survivalists' getting eaten alive by sugar-producing ants. He recommends we hop on the ATS
'gyrocopter' (cookooo) so we can provide him some amusement. (wacko
In summary, it seems south is possibly the way to go. The vittles are sounding exemplary (mmmm fried okra) and the hospitality legendary.
Second choice, Canada. If Canada can offer up some lairpin good vittles to compete with the south, you decision is going to be a difficult one.
So, come Thursday, you know the drill. Man, you can buy a kid a book and send him to school but you just can't make him learn, can you?
Move along frog.