posted on Sep, 15 2009 @ 04:42 PM
OK. Denver is not such a bad idea, I hear the terror cells are in bloom this time of year. Canada is great and though it's an awful long walk,
Tierra Del Fuego is commonly accepted as the most survivable location in the event of a total thermonuclear exchange.
Southwest Kansas is OFF LIMITS! (I'm not telling you which town, because I don't want to have to waste my bullets. I'm sure you understand.)
We have just enough food and water for us and ours and don't have much tolerance for outsiders, so do us ALL a favor and just keep on walking or
riding that fancy bicycle of yours.
Mexico is to the South, Canada to the North. You shouldn't go West, or East, cuz that's where the bombs are falling. I guess you can really go
whatever direction you like, you just can't stay here.
We don't need any of you free thinking, right-wing nut jobs, left-wing lackeys or middle-of-the-road bums piddling around here.
Around these parts, liberal is how we apply the butter to our biscuits and conservative is how we are with our hooch when strangers come a callin'.
I'm sorry I can't help you, but on this stretch of the plains, we don't cotton to carpetbaggers or tea baggers or any other kind of hippy freak.
You best be on yer way.