matchmaking experiment time !!

Originally posted by simone50m

Originally posted by uk today

Originally posted by simone50m
I'm single, and I would like to be fixed up with Tom Cruise. (While Katy Holmes is at home or out of town, or something......)

edit on 21-1-2011 by simone50m because: (no reason given)

Welcome to matchmaking !!!

Now forget Tom sweetie, we need to get you hooked up with a nice macho hunk on here

And that does NOT include you Mr Inchworm

Well, Okay, okay, soooooo......Tom Cruise is posessed. He can always be exorcised. (Uhhhh I think.....)

Bud, if yer lookin to sex up Tom Cruise its better to do his possessed zombie-- more of the good old ectoplasm!

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by Silver Star

 

Yep i sure do work on my buns, its my best feature, those tight cheeks. Shame i need a few mirrors to see them, but i like the way they feel now.

Looking at the picture, you would indeed need three mirrors to see your bum.

reply to post by Silver Star


Yep, i have to position them so that at the right time of day i can see, otherwise it like to dark to see all way round.

I can still feel though.

reply to post by inchworm


It would be some rough and tumble freaking! You give -good- advice. Star and flag and star and flag!

Originally posted by simone50m
Is that fat lady pic for real? Or did someone use graphics magick on it, like they do with beautiful models on womens magazines?

Thats my pic, no distortion here. What is graphics magick?

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by Silver Star

 

Yep, i have to position them so that at the right time of day i can see, otherwise it like to dark to see all way round.

I can still feel though.

Your one sick fella, thats' all I have to say about that.

OK GUYS HERE'S THE MOD WARNING:

KEEP IT PG. This is a family site.

That's non-negotiable.

Do not reply to this post.

reply to post by inchworm


The pic i posted was not meant to anyone but inchworm or liveforever8, who have been playing games on this thread with me. I did not mean it for anyone else, but of course some may of been offended by it, for that i apologize.

It was meant to wind up liveforever8 and inchworm, not anyone else.

I did not mean it to target anyone, but was only meant for them two. So sorry again if i offended anyone as it was not meant like that.

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by Rising Against

 

No problem, bud. I'll make sure nobuddy gets outta line around here.

Ronnie

Mmmm, famous last words by the look of it !!!

:shk:

Originally posted by Rising Against
I'm off for the night now anyway so err.......Inchworms in charge Kay?

There was no time for sleep baby

No wonder you lost complete control !!!!





xxx

reply to post by uk today


Well, well, well.. back for more, eh?

Lookee here, Honey, ya missed out on a hell of a party this weekend so dont' come snoopin around now

Originally posted by Silver Star
reply to post by Rising Against

 

Hehehe! when the cats away the mice will play!

Now uk today's not around to tell us off, I reckon it's time we hi-jack the thread for some matchmaking monkey business of our own. She's gone the whole weekend, right?

But the cat came back.....

And catwoman is watchin you baby

:

God. It looks bad, doesn't it?

It wasn't my fault. andy1033 was the one playing up and rising against tossed away responsibility as though it was a hot potato.

Next thing you know, I'm being had up for breaking the T@C when I was only trying to be diplomatic.

Originally posted by Silver Star
God. It looks bad, doesn't it?

It wasn't my fault. andy1033 was the one playing up and rising against tossed away responsibility as though it was a hot potato.

Next thing you know, I'm being had up for breaking the T@C when I was only trying to be diplomatic.

Yeah, yeah I saw the whole thing pal so dont' try to make up stories for the girl thinkin ya gonna impress her

reply to post by Silver Star


Do not bring me into this, i was joking with inchworm and liveforever8, it was not meant for anyone else.

That is what happens when ats tries a thread like this.

reply to post by Silver Star


You are all being sent to the bad boy corner :shk:

You will all stay there until further notice....
And no fighting either :shk:

reply to post by uk today


I already gots a corner like that in my trailer and yous never saw it so dont' go struttin around like some Spring chicken-- I aint' havin it!

Originally posted by uk today
reply to post by Silver Star

 

You are all being sent to the bad boy corner :shk:

You will all stay there until further notice....
And no fighting either :shk:

bad boy corner ? sounds interesting.

Originally posted by Silver Star
It wasn't my fault. andy1033 was the one playing up and rising against tossed away responsibility as though it was a hot potato.

I was shleepy Dammit!!! *shakes his fist*

Anyway, responsibility never should have been mine..so, ......Ehhh, Blame rests firmly on the shoulders of Ms. uk.

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by uk today

 

I already gots a corner like that in my trailer

and yous never saw it

so dont' go struttin around like some Spring chicken-- I aint' havin it!

Well I hope you're standing in it baby !!

Oh and I'm struttin it right now.....so whatcha gonna do bout it Uncle Santa Claus eh ???