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matchmaking experiment time !!

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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:06 PM
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As you can see, Sister, all the guys come runnin to ME with all their questions about life


You might as well just call me Uncle Santa Claus


See ya in the funny papers

edit on 19-1-2011 by inchworm because: (no reason given)




posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:28 PM
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Ummmm NO WE DON'T!



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by Silver Star

Originally posted by uk today
So what are you looking for ??


1) A person with the intelligence of a gnat, so I can lord it over them and control them better.

2) Somebody with a morbid sense of humour who never smiles. Preferably they'd have a cruel mouth - with red lipstick on it.

3) They must have small eyes.

Can you help, uk today?


edit on Wed, 19 Jan 2011 13:59:15 -0600 by Silver Star because: (no reason given)


Phew, this was hard work but looks like Paris might be up for it





posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 05:57 PM
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I already answered ALL questions from that boy (he had some married lady hittin on him at work, ya see-- I sorted it out for him)



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 10:35 AM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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Dont' get yer hopes up fellas, you'll be sorry


Sorry ???
I don't think so


Mmmmm, how did your date go btw the other night ??
She wore the red dress as requested I see







posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 10:58 AM
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Love is a short word
Easy to spell
Simple to say
But impossible to define.....



xxxxxxxxx



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 12:45 PM
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Originally posted by uk today
Phew, this was hard work but looks like Paris might be up for it


Excellent work!


Paris Hilton eh? Sounds like my cup of tea. One big problem though - every Tom, Dick and Harry has seen her with no clothes on so I don't think mother will approve.

Please pass on a polite thanks but no thanks from me. Give her the old "It isn't you, it's me" routine. Tell her that I've been hurt in love before and, because she's so beautiful, I wouldn't be able to commit cause I'd be worried about getting hurt again. Girls always fall for that old chestnut.


Good stuff though! I'd never have thought of Paris Hilton.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 02:17 PM
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My advice-- dont' listen to that crazy talk


I gots all the answers for ya bud, dont' worry about that



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 02:17 PM
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My advice-- dont' listen to that crazy talk


I gots all the answers for ya bud, dont' worry about that



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 04:14 PM
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Aaaaaaw Paris fit the no brains requirement perfectly, oh well I'm sure she'll get over the rejection eventually


Okaaaay, not to worry baby, the matchmaking queen has found you the possible chick of your dreams

Miserable, morbid sense of humour, plus I've managed to negotiate a fang wearing deal on your first date as well !!!


Bet Mr tightypants couldn't offer you that






posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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My advice-- dont' listen to that crazy talk


I gots all the answers for ya bud, dont' worry about that


Yes, but they're all the wrong ones :shk:


Watch and learn baby....watch and learn !



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 04:39 PM
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Oh baby!! one or two more bourbons and maybe!! On second thought make that a liter.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by bourbon2nite
Oh baby!! one or two more bourbons and maybe!! On second thought make that a liter.


Only a litre ????





posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 05:31 PM
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That guy private messages me all the time with all sorts of questions-- you aint' got nothin on the WORM



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:30 PM
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dats a lovely song..

kx



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 10:42 PM
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I'm single, and I would like to be fixed up with Tom Cruise. (While Katy Holmes is at home or out of town, or something......)
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posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:51 PM
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But....Tom Cruise is gay. Isn't he?




posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
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That guy private messages me all the time with all sorts of questions-- you aint' got nothin on the WORM


Well this is what Tom thinks of your advice.....





posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 02:07 PM
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I am THE WORM, you are the apple...

You will dream of me tonight.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 02:10 PM
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Originally posted by simone50m
I'm single, and I would like to be fixed up with Tom Cruise. (While Katy Holmes is at home or out of town, or something......)
edit on 21-1-2011 by simone50m because: (no reason given)


Welcome to matchmaking !!!


Now forget Tom sweetie, we need to get you hooked up with a nice macho hunk on here


And that does NOT include you Mr Inchworm




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