A unique question for ATSers on UFOs.

I would ask them if humans are quarantined in Low Earth Orbit & only our machines can go beyond. We have been stuck at 200 miles up for 30+ years in a space station that does nothing but observe. And is the space station us watching UFOs who are watching us!

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I would ask, tell me what you know! Then probably go mental with information overload! But it would be worth it just to know!

reply to post by Jim Scott Can I have some lube on my probe, please?
Is their a reason why you choose to probe a lot of pretty stupid people & those that are already a bit nuts? So they won't be believed maybe? Or does being daft or mental interfere with the memory block, so only we remember?

Originally posted by badgerprints I think I'd give them the names and addresses of three people that I didn't like... in return I'd ask to be left unprobed.

Au contraire, if there was a deal to be made, I'd say probe away...
So long as I get to video them giving Dick Cheney a really good hard probing: sideways, without lube!

Oh yeah, & the most important question...
Have you washed that probe since the last time you used it?

Originally posted by ofhumandescent
Would a lab rat be able to make a deal with you?

Before you step on that next ant could you even hear that ant pleading with you not too?

Possibly the level between "us" and "them" is so different there would be no "deals" to be made.

Humanity is currently just a savage ape with the ability to speak and somewhat reason.

We still kill each other, still make weapons of mass destruction, still allow some to have everything and allow most others of our species to have nothing. We are systematically destroying our beautiful planet.

There are no "deals" to be made. If they are here, they are so far removed and ahead of us that they are calling the shots.

To think otherwise is arrogant.

[edit on 29-8-2009 by ofhumandescent]

Great reply. Best answer I've seen, and it's 100% truth.

Originally posted by happygolucky

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by FantasmaTaans

 

Well first I'd ask...

Whats with all the probing?

Might be a good a question, but uh, they aren't the only the only ones probin'...


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As to what I would ask:

Did you guys introduce religion on our planet as a joke..? Or was that someone elses sick idea..?

lmao i haven't even read all the responses yet, and i already love this answer the best star for you.

Originally posted by Geladinhu
Not really.
A couple of months ago and my answer would probably be different.

Then the real deal almost happened. Its a long story, I thought I wouldn't be afraid until I had an actual experience with this unknown thing getting way too close. Freaked me out and I ran as fast as I could.

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Same with me, I think the first thing I'd say if I saw an alien is FML, but I would be a afraid, I saw one by my base, and the city I'm in is considered a UFO hotspot I remember people out on the flightline just stopped working and looked at it, was during a rainstorm and the jets weren't flying. We know acft because uh, we work on them. So this light with no anti collision lights and no noise just stayed there for about an hour. Pretty crazy.

Originally posted by ofhumandescent
Would a lab rat be able to make a deal with you?

Before you step on that next ant could you even hear that ant pleading with you not too?

Possibly the level between "us" and "them" is so different there would be no "deals" to be made.

Humanity is currently just a savage ape with the ability to speak and somewhat reason.

We still kill each other, still make weapons of mass destruction, still allow some to have everything and allow most others of our species to have nothing. We are systematically destroying our beautiful planet.

There are no "deals" to be made. If they are here, they are so far removed and ahead of us that they are calling the shots.

To think otherwise is arrogant.

[edit on 29-8-2009 by ofhumandescent]

Wasn't really thinking arrogance, but more along the lines of them thinking, what could it hurt? F it. I did say deal, but I probably didn't make myself clear, I was referring to an instance of Fred and Barney Hill. (name check).

[edit on 29-8-2009 by FantasmaTaans]

man...there are alot guys asking about getting probed. beings that came here would automatically know we were primitive compared to themselves. whether they are here to rule or to teach is why we are waiting for disclosure by the governments of earth. life on other planets is a mathmatical certainty. their motives however are not known.

If I got to ask one question it would have to be something along the lines of :

Is there life beyond my living body.

I would ask them to 'show me theirs.' I've always wondered if Aliens still reproduce sexually...and since they will obviously get to put the peek on my junk, it's only fair. Then I would hum porn music while they did their business. (bow chicka chicka mwowp muhwow) and I would try not to laugh if their probe was small-ish.


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I'm shocked no ones first question was to ask them to please use lube

lol

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I'd ask them if I could drive the ship

What a great thread

If they want to poke things where the sun doesnt shine then its I want the Tech first!!!! then barter later? lol

About time we had a sence of humour thread.

S&F

"Before you probe me, what colour underwear are you wearing? Don't tell me - grey!"

The aliens won't necessarily be more intelligent than us, just more advanced scientifically.

[edit on 30/8/2009 by LightFantastic]

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by FantasmaTaans

 

Well first I'd ask...

Whats with all the probing? Then I would want to know their history and how long have they been watching us.

Good one slayer!

U forgot about hand over all thier Tech and gizmo's there is a price u no?

Please Take The Wife also!!!!!!!!

Do you probe and tell?


Would you mind if I smoked after the probing?


After you probed would you still respect me?


Have you considered going to probers anonymous?


[edit on 30-8-2009 by SLAYER69]

Originally posted by hisshadow I'm shocked no ones first question was to ask them to please use lube lol

You missed my 1st post suggesting exactly that then?
Nevermind, good practice for being ignored by the aliens I suppose...