Hello from the Top of the IQ Scale

reply to post by randolrs1


You know what they say: Big IQ = small penis

Seriously, welcome to the forum.

This thread is fail.

It seems to me that "IQ" translates to "epeen" in internet slang.

And my challenge to anyone who thinks they are "brilliant" is this.

1)Make me a flying car for under 100$ that is crash proof.
2) Show me the schematics for a 2meter x 2meter box that can generate electricity for under 50$ a year that will power my entire house.
3) Desalinize water for under 1cent a gallon.

Requirement : These inventions must be made of cheap and easily available materials.

If you cannot accomplish one of these 3 challenges, than your "IQ" or "epeen" is not as large as you pretend it to be.

In fact, we are all just average normal people here, including the OP. As I do not have one of the 3 inventions listed above. Until then...

[edit on 23-7-2009 by muzzleflash]

reply to post by randolrs1


Welcome aboard Randolrs!!!

My intelligence quotient will probably not go as high as yours. I believe in the mid-range somewhere. (according to those BS online test it's 132, so my real IQ will end up somewere around 110/120).

So i guess you will be learning me all kinds of new insights.....

I can't wait...

If i may ask what is your Emotional Intelligence??

Anyway, have fun and remember "it's never personal!!!"

Peace

I'd tell you what MENSA said it was before I opted to not send them a check, but then I'd have to kill you. Enjoy ATS.

Watch out for those lower IQ folks as they will tear you up for every typo or spelling error. They just don't understand that English is not logical. They are pissed off about getting A's in English and failing all the Sciences.

I await your sharing of your impressive knowledge base with us underlings. You're not one of those darn far left wingers are ya?

Remember those that can do and those that can't teach at Harvard. Be sure and contradict yourself often to keep people on their toes and learn that being called a disinfo-agent or a debunker is a badge of honor.

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Originally posted by VitalOverdose
I was 5 points short of passing the MENSA IQ test last time i took it

Are you on suicide watch? You should seek help

reply to post by ignorant_ape


I love you username, dude

Oh.....and what you said.

Good observation, star for you!!!

Peace

Edit: woops, no star in this thread.....sorry dude!!

[edit on 23/7/2009 by operation mindcrime]

Originally posted by MemoryShock

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
Does anyone know what "mensa" means in Spanish? Talk about irony!!!

I mensa to say that I was smart...

Your a Mod. People yank your chains all day and you get no pay. Nuff said I knew I was in the presence of greatness here.

Is the quote to large?

What nvidia drivers did you install to get such high IQ?

Welcome to ATS!

Welcome to ATS..

Enjoy your stay here, you seem to be quite popular already

If you need any help just ask, im cleverer than I look, or is it, I look cleverer than I am..

Hmm.. not sure

See ya,

JQ.

Hello Shane, or should I say Sha-nay? I remember you, from another time and place. Not this planet though.

How's it look from down there? The crystals will put you to shame. The indigos will give you a massive inferiority complex.

Welcome to the kitchen!



/joking

Welkommen!

(and I see you've been posting since May 1 and are only now introducing yourself...hmmm)

[edit on 7/23/2009 by EnlightenUp]

I for one! don't believe in all those IQ scores you're floating around with here!

Is the results from the "Binet-Simon Scale" ?

Or is it from a test with "Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale" ?

Or maybe: "Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children" ?

So many here are showing results just over or much above the genius level scale of IQ

I'm not buying it! - unless you got your score from some online test?

The Average of the USA is a 98 IQ estimate.
en.wikipedia.org...

And the place for USA is 17th - well! and that's not so glamorous is it?

ANYWAY! A VARM WELCOME!

Your IQ doesn't mean squat.

The Big Question is: Do you have any common sense?

I feel that you must have a high IQ as this is the first introductory thread to entertain me in ages . P.s IQ tests are very iffy in my opinion and do not tell the whole tale, you have have a very high IQ but have the common sense of a goldfish

Originally posted by On the level
I feel that you must have a high IQ as this is the first introductory thread to entertain me in ages

. P.s IQ tests are very iffy in my opinion and do not tell the whole tale, you have have a very high IQ but have the common sense of a goldfish

Yup! the common sence of a goldfish! couldn't had said it better myself!

But 't's theirs view of a disturburbed world view, let's not destroy the illusions about the world for them!

They will know how it is pretty soon I reckon?

The never ending party & orgies is finally over!

When will they learn?

reply to post by randolrs1


I for one feel truly blessed and honored to be in your presence, if only online. Thank you for gracing us with your presence and allowing us to have our "considerations".Stories will be told for generations to come of your everlasting humility and generosity.

reply to post by Xtrozero


Humor...the I.Q scale...get it?

pfft, a simple hello would've been suffice as you come over as an elitist. That said, you'll fit right in with the rest of them.

unless it's a joke post of course...

[edit on 23/7/09 by MacDonagh]

reply to post by VitalOverdose

I quit MENSA when I was in college, no chicks!

I am 84. I wander where that falls on the scale compared to the people on here.