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posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:29 PM
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is it true that giraffes are god's first attempt at making horses? just wondering you know

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by KrazyIvan]




posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:29 PM
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Keep clicking that button for new topic. Hmmm. Well. I'm feeling rather idiotic. Reason: Your admin has killed a thread I made about the Antichrist! Serious research! As far as I know I'm the first to actually link the Antichrist himself to the ever elusive Number of The Beast 666. In the Religion forum. Well, here it goes anyway: Seven heads right? Seven kings. Ten horns, right? Ten kings. That's seventeen kings. And in addition wehave the Beast itself, the eighth. Eighteen. 18. Now that would perhaps not amaze any of you. But the fact is, Pablo Picasso prooved it, humans have an average of 37 wrinkles in our arseholes. There are eighteen kings in the Beast. Eighteen kings = Eighteen arseholes. And each arsehole has 37 wrinkles!!!!! That's 666 I have prooved that the number of the beast is 666! As maybe the first person in the world!!!!!!!!!!



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:32 PM
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Originally posted by KrazyIvan
is it true that giraffes are god's first attempt at making horses? just wondering you know

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by KrazyIvan]


No that's completely untrue. According to our religion, Horses was God's first attemt at making the giraffe. Bah.



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:33 PM
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Originally posted by Camelopárdalis
Life just wouldn't be the same without all those losers trying. Thanx!


Are you suggesting that I am a loser?



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:41 PM
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And btw, those things I have on me head isn't horns. It's a skincondition. Thankyou.



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:41 PM
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Welcome, Ste.....Camelopárdalis.
Enjoy your stay.

-B.



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by Agent47

Originally posted by Camelopárdalis
Life just wouldn't be the same without all those losers trying. Thanx!


Are you suggesting that I am a loser?


No not at all. I play chess. Would you like to try chess once?



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by Camelopárdalis
No not at all. I play chess. Would you like to try chess once?


Yes I play chess also. Interesting.....



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:44 PM
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Originally posted by Banshee
Welcome, Ste.....Camelopárdalis.
Enjoy your stay.

-B.


Did I mention that I intend to audition to become a clean animal in the Kingdom of God? I can chew like. Like.... Thankyou..



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:44 PM
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My brother and I used to make up T-Shirt ideas, WAY back when, and we thought it would be HALARIOUS to do a few on Giraffes.

My Favs:
"Long necks, deep throats ... Oh Yeah! I love Giraffe style!"
"Even the Giraffe said to do it!"
"Try to be a giraffe,...or at least stop being a Donkey!"
"Since when did the Giraffe have a sub-atomic nuclear missile?"
"Ha! you think I smell bad! Wait till mating season!"
"Want to give me a neckrub?" (accompanied by the Giraffe pic.)



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:46 PM
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Originally posted by Agent47

Originally posted by Camelopárdalis
No not at all. I play chess. Would you like to try chess once?


Yes I play chess also. Interesting.....


And the real interresting part is when noone really understands anything. Everyone feels responcibility since everyone has lost it. I call it the pling effect.




posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:47 PM
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You remind me of Hamilton.

Good thing we got rid of that kook though.


Deep



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by jlc163
My brother and I used to make up T-Shirt ideas, WAY back when, and we thought it would be HALARIOUS to do a few on Giraffes.

My Favs:
"Long necks, deep throats ... Oh Yeah! I love Giraffe style!"
"Even the Giraffe said to do it!"
"Try to be a giraffe,...or at least stop being a Donkey!"
"Since when did the Giraffe have a sub-atomic nuclear missile?"
"Ha! you think I smell bad! Wait till mating season!"
"Want to give me a neckrub?" (accompanied by the Giraffe pic.)


Being a male giraffe, I find those, most of those, well, a couple, to be a little, well, quite anyway rather..... Interresting......



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:51 PM
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Originally posted by ZeroDeep
You remind me of Hamilton.

Good thing we got rid of that kook though.


Deep


Huh? That Swedish bastard?



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:52 PM
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Originally posted by ZeroDeep
You remind me of Hamilton.

Good thing we got rid of that kook though.


Deep


You know he was allowed back dont you Zero?



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:52 PM
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Pretty good for a new member dont you think ?

That Swedish Bastard ?

You're mood is also the exact same as his...............



Deep



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by Agent47

Originally posted by ZeroDeep
You remind me of Hamilton.

Good thing we got rid of that kook though.


Deep


You know he was allowed back dont you Zero?


What !

Jesus........I feel stupid.....sorry Hamilton, I never meant to call you a kook, just wanted to see your response


Deep



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 11:00 PM
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Hello? I just received this messahge from Hamilton, the Swedish bastard: "It's not kook it's kuk. And you all got it all wrong. Valhall is not a woman, not even a bloody alien, it's actually a part of the city I live in, and between you and me, Valhalla is also a place where the nuttiest go, and they drug em down until they cant feel a bloody thing, and then they're happy."

hrm hrm

www.valhalla.no...

[Edited on 2-5-2004 by Camelopárdalis]



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 11:06 PM
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This member is drawing strange parallels to another member, could trouble be afoot?!


Well Im glad to have you here all the same my friend.



posted on May, 2 2004 @ 11:08 PM
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Yes, and just like that other member Im gonna C or D or whatever You up!





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