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I'd like to keep this thread humurous, so if you don't have a funny bone, gtho.
My first girlfriend, screwed me over completely, and I fell for the whole be extremely nice, and chivalry is strong and alive, women love it..... you can tell just how bad I was screwed over, and still unfaultering admiration for her, till I wised up.
Since then I just became a player, I mean really, think of your two options, you can be the guy who sleeps with the girl who has a boyfriend/husband, or be the boyfriend/husband who is getting screwed over by......well guys like me.
I'm really looking for a WTH are you doing don't feel like you should be with one girl, kind of talk. Cause really, who wants to go through heartbreak and sht over and over again!
You keep your hand on a fire you'll probably end up losing the hand, if you learn to breath fire, you almost never actually get burned!
I don't believe in soulmates at all, it's sweet nice and kind, and well it's BS. It's foreplay talk at best! I mean we can't really have soulmates, by that means, quite a few people get left out, theres not a split 50/50 between men and women are there!
So just looking for some feedback, hey even throw in your a slime ball, I don't even mind! LMAO though, would like to hear what everyone has to say.
Originally posted by Republican08
I get girls to the jist, but it's the thought processes you do that baffle the sht out of me! Truly I wonder what are you think, I know the words how to manipulate you girls, but all in all I don't know exactly what the heck you girls are thinking!
A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly, he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river.
The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me, and I'll drown."
The scorpion assured him, "If I do that, we'll both drown."
The fox thought about it and finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back, and the fox began to swim. But halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him. As poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown, too."
"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature."
Originally posted by DrumsRfun
Edit because I just the post above mine.
Its great playing the role as the douchebag!!
[edit on 11-6-2009 by DrumsRfun]