"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

I have a crush on ZAZZ.

NO VIRT DO NOT DISTRACT THIS THREAD FROM ITS NEW PRUPOSE!

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
IT IS TIME to revive this the greatest thread on ATS..
However, A title change is required, Team, we are now on Operation WUKLOVE. Wukky for all his women hating is really just trying to find a nice read headed gothic basement dweller, there must some out there! Help me look under every nook and cranny to get him his girl and open his heart up to luuurrrve again.


WHat do you all think WUk needs? How can we help our beloved little mysoginist?

Here he is girls, dont let him go the way of the Jedi-Miller and live in a delusional world, shower him with lurrve
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/76c6ab7b8a55.jpg[/atsimg]

*Retreats*

*Goes to search for zazz pic to repost in this thread*


*Scooby Doo laugh: "E hehehehehehehehe"

reply to post by zazzafrazz


To help in your endeavor I have just used advanced programming skills to force my system to profile the ultimate match for Wuk. Not even match.com has algorithms that work as efficiently as the ones I have just created in the 2.1 minutes I had free.

To be with Wuk you must look like this.


Your arsenal of political opinions, on all political subjects must be: "Whatever you think baby, but this stuff confuses me, let's just go to bed."

Your opinion on all other subject must be: "Whatever you think baby, but this stuff confuses me, let's just go to bed."

You must love Star Trek. And however much you think that you love Star Trek... IT IS NOT ENOUGH, TRY HARDER.

When the subject of Star Trek comes up your go-to statement must be: "I love Star Trek ssssoooo much baby! Hey let's go to bed. I'll call you Kirk, and you can call me Seven of Nine.

Rule for dating Wuk #1: Wuk is a force of nature. Never provoke him.
#2: See number one for any and all concerns.
#3: If you know the definition of the word "divorce" or have enough life skill and intellect to look up an attorney in the phone book - well you'd better look exactly like the above picture. And even then, you are pressing your luck.
#4: What's Wuks is Wuks. what's yours is yours unless Wuk decides it is his.
#5: Did we discuss Star Trek and a willingness to be referred to as Seven of Nine yet???

There is much more to Wuk but these simple rules serve as a good place to begin.

~Heff

reply to post by kinda kurious


I think women have a tendency to play the hard-to-get-card when it comes to you. They fear the unrequited crush, perhaps. Or maybe you are too illusive. Or too handsome. Perhaps we shall never know.

reply to post by ladyinwaiting


Wow and all this time......never mind. I don't mean to brag but as far as looks go I have made runner up in a few Homer Simpson lookalike contests. But alas I'm not lonely thanks to our local Plant Owners Without Partners support group.

"I'm a rebel, a loner. There are things about me you shouldn't know." - Peewee Herman

reply to post by kinda kurious

I'm a rebel, a loner. There are things about me you shouldn't know." - Peewee Herman

Sorry, not buying the peewee persona.

Originally posted by ladyinwaiting

Sorry, not buying the peewee persona.

How about My Favorite Martian for $100.00 Alex?

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/f0433ee62d78.jpg[/atsimg]

I have developed a crush on the Lady in the garden of eden.......

reply to post by tribewilder


OOO lala. lol. I'm flattered. The ATS hunk! Beefcake!

reply to post by tribewilder


There you go again TW, muscling in on my turf. I was finally getting some action and about to realize my "special purpose."

I was fixin' to get up my nerve to invite the lady over for some Sunny D while we review my Mandelbrot set collection.

@LIW. Rock-hard Abs and the ability to tame wild jungle animals ain't all it's cracked up to be.

reply to post by Hefficide


I would give you 10 stars for that if I could! Good stuff.

Count me in on the red headed goth chic too. SMOKIN!

reply to post by Hefficide


What? You think I want a Stepford Goth?



And zazzy?

reply to post by whatukno


Some nook for wuk.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/0d541e79a840.jpg[/atsimg]

My crush is nothing, emptiness and peace.

Sounds wonderful, no human welcome here idea.

reply to post by andy1033


You're my crush, sugar lips

reply to post by LiveForever8


Yep i got your pm.
lol

I have a crush on wuk!



Psst, Ahabster, you owe ten bucks now!

reply to post by kinda kurious


I don't dabble in watercolor.

reply to post by nixie_nox

I have a crush on wuk!



Psst, Ahabster, you owe ten bucks now!

Oh, so that's how it is, they have to pay someone off do they?