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Nah then, Just a litt'l no-at tuh ell ya abart ma Uncle Jor. 'E went tuh see Ant Arriat in Clee-a-thorps. 'E went up by tray-on tuh Grimsby 'n then bah co-atch tuh Ant Arriats. 'E reckoned the ossies wur yocked up rong 'n shud av 'ad watter on tuh way. 'E was supprised wen Anty (shees mams sis) sed she was brewing some tea as she don't drink. 'E was disappointed wen she only mashed it, and more so when she was yakking so mutch that she ended up stewin it. 'E said she giv im sum doah cake but called it plum lo-aff. Anty didn't seem 'appy wen 'e poored tuh tea in saucer, bloo on it 'n dunked 'is lo-aff in it. She told 'im there was a 10 foot behind the 'ouse but wen 'e went out tuh luck at tuh fishin there was a lane not a drain. Anty ask 'im to mend tuh fire but 'e sed 'e saw nothin rong with it so cuddent repair it. 'E sed 'e fettled it wit a poker, riddled the ashes maid up the fire by stoking it with co-al 'n pulled out tuh damper. Anty wur pleased. After tuh tea Anty sed 'E shud go for a walk on tuh doons. Sum one had red Lorna Doone to 'im so went, al 'e cud find wur sand 'ills 'n when 'e asked the doons wur 'e was told 'e wur on the fitties. Tuh local sed 'e shud ed 'ome as a sea-roke was coming in. 'E sed 'e didn't no watt one wuz but as a mist was coming he went 'ome anyway. 'E also sed that no way wud the cottages in tuh sand hills be able to grow crops or have live stock. 'E thinks tuh locals are clots. Wen 'e told Anty 'e cuddent find tuh doons she got real mardy. While she settl'd down 'e daren't yack to 'urr in case she got stroppy. Anty started cookin supper and sed we wur avin tripe 'n onions, 'e sed 'e were missin 'is sausage and 'acelet all reddy. Anty asked 'i tuh scrat tuh tates, 'e sed 'e didn't no wat she ment so 'e peeled the spuds. Anty asked 'im to side tuh table, she were most upset wen he tipped it ovver. She tolled 'im to tuh right it 'n lay the dishes on the flat top. Jo-ah sed 'e set the table an Anty seemed 'appy. Supper o'er 'e asked Anty if 'e could 'elp her do the pots, she sed she 'ad alreddy dunn them after 'urr cooking, but cud 'elp 'urr with washing the dishes. 'E sat were 'e was as thay 'ad only used plates knives and forks. Anty giv 'im a apple but told 'i be careful as some were mawky. 'E didn't think it wuz mawky but the worm in it were 'uge. 'E got tawking arter supper aboot cures. 'E sed Anty seamed embarrassed wen 'e sed 'e soaked 'is feet in the guzzunder wen 'e get chill blains. 'E sed wen 'e went to bed 'e realized thut Anty 'as urr guzzunder in a litt'l 'ole top 'o tuh draw - ers. In the mornin Anty asked 'im if 'e ad slept O.K. in the room wit all tuh kelter about. She sed it was rammel but he never saw the road in tuh room, 'E said 'e wonted to go to lavvy but cuddn't see 'ow cud use guzzunder. Anty asked if 'e meant chamber pot on the dresser. 'e sed 'eed never seen one 'e new other words for chamber and pot but thought Anty wud get mardy aggenn if he said those and cuddn't see how those draw-ers cud help 'im to dress.
Nah Then
Cum on in Mester an git yersen waarm an sit neard fire. Ave summat ter tell yer. Ye look ayfe starved . Y owt ter wrap yersen up moor. Y aint much fat on yer. Yer dooant look efter yersen enough. Why thas nowt on yer. Anyrooad ya’ll soon git waarm noo. Ahm on me orn todae, shes gone to er muthers. Shis allust werritin aboot er. Ah keep tellin er th owd lass’l outlive all on us yit.
Ah went ter see Alf Cope yisterdae an when ah got theer is wife said ee want ower well. She said ee ed a cowd I th eead an ee reckoned eed dee. She said nay ya weeant, ya want ter git yersen oot a bit. Trouble is ee weeant stop smookin. Ees allus got a fag on an ees allus coffin an booakin. Ee didn’t look owt sparklin.
It’s a rumman aboot Jack Dale int it. Ee went quick an ee was no age. It was onny last week ah saw im sythin I Farm clooase. Till then ee nivver ailed nowt in is life.
Originally posted by Deson
A video dealing with the Wisconsin accent.
I suppose if you want to encounter the Wisconsin accent from me personally I have a couple of Vblogs and a couple/three Bryce tutorials on the media site.
Originally posted by MCoG1980
reply to post by Deson
Farmer Wink - proud yellerbelly speaking in his lincolnshire tongue.
(embedding disabled so follow the link )
www.youtube.com...
Ummm....I may or may not get round to doing a V-log
Originally posted by Ant4AU
reply to post by MCoG1980
Awe shucks Ms. MCoG I was only funnin ya. I didn't mean to embarrass you honest.
Originally posted by Ant4AU
reply to post by MCoG1980
Her accent is actually a lot stronger than mine. She is old school country. As the ages pass and more and more people from all over the globe move here and there accents are starting to meld. But I refuse to let mine die.