Stuff White People Like.

Originally posted by whaaa
Now hold on there a minute Lonegunman. Every white guy Iv'e ever know likes to flirt with world class beautiful women.

How is that "not being like anyone else"???

Now flirting with barnyard animals is fairly unique.

You are so right.
I flirt with ugly chicks sometimes too...is that like flirting with barnyard animals? Whaaa...I wasn't saying your name, just crying thinking about back when I went to the bar and drank. Then woke up the next say and looked over at what I went home with!

Originally posted by berenike

PS Lysergic - PLEASE put your avatar back.

[edit on 19-3-2009 by berenike]

affirmative.

Well, I think it's healthy to laugh at yourself so here's a few.

-frozen food (although I don't think we really like it)

- guns, just for the joy of ownership, not business.

- flannel (don't know why others don't pick up on this, it's comfy!)

- Pretending to be from humble roots

reply to post by Lysergic


THANK you.

Seeing him always brightens my day.

I can imagine the responses I would get if I made a thread - "Stuff BLACK people like".

Not funny.

LOL sorry.

[edit on 22/3/2009 by C0bzz]

I actually enjoy classical music. No pretending there

Me too, especially the Baroque composers. I dig the harpsichord, and I love listening to all of the different layers of sound...

Then again, I also like a little Metal now and then, and oddly, for the same reason (layers of sound), such as Metalica...

ok, i'll bite. (even though this is kinda racial)

white people lLOVE:

- american guitars
- bacon eggs, and hashbrowns
- burning man
- camping
- oral sex
- motocross - dirt bikes
- cats
- the beach
- tequila

well im white as a ghost..i like hip hop music..like to talk like a complete gangster sometimes..saying the n*word without even realising that i would probably get beated up/killed for acting that way in america..its just cool(:
i seem to enjoy some classical music from time to time.
i like hi-tech also..like to keep it easy and l33t cool (:
i stoped watched tv..i have a pc...

My girl friend is a white people too and here are some of the things she likes.....

scented toilet paper
old transistor radios
cheese sandwiches
turquoise jewelry
Nine inch Nails
Bull whips
Honda cars
expensive lubrication

I'm a white person and I like cheese sarnies too!!! Wow, staggering.


Other things white folk like.

Fast music
BEER
bar snacks
bland clothes*
car boot sales (but that might just be English whiteys)
football hooliganism
donner kebabs
and
more beer with a whisky chaser.
edit to add- MULLETS!!

*the main thing that makes me jealous of black skin, I can't wear brightly coloured clothes and look even half way as good as a black dude would. I'm sorry if anyone finds it offensive, but it's the way it is. Black people are truly blessed when it comes to fashion. You've got a black/dark background, colour naturally looks vibrant and nice against a black background. My pasty skin, any decent colour is soon soaked up into the blandness never to be seen again. It really does make me envious sometimes. I even bought a beige jumper the other week

[edit on 24/3/2009 by Acidtastic]

My friend that lives down the street is a white people so I asked him what he liked.....this is his response.


"Get away from me you Geek"

Not to be dissuaded, I pressed him on his likes and finally he relented and told me the following....

He likes women of all colors, shapes and sizes
cheese sandwiches
Spray on Jewish things
colorful beads
Mopar car parts
monkeys in the Zoo
Smoking Camels

Originally posted by Acidtastic

*the main thing that makes me jealous of black skin, I can't wear brightly coloured clothes and look even half way as good as a black dude would. I'm sorry if anyone finds it offensive, but it's the way it is. Black people are truly blessed when it comes to fashion. You've got a black/dark background, colour naturally looks vibrant and nice against a black background. My pasty skin, any decent colour is soon soaked up into the blandness never to be seen again. It really does make me envious sometimes. I even bought a beige jumper the other week

[edit on 24/3/2009 by Acidtastic]

This is one of the truest things ever to grace the pages of ATS/BTS.

The worst is in years when they're really pushing yellows and oranges. Don't they realize that those colors are absolutely disastrous on anyone with burn-under-a-desk-lamp pale skin? :shk:

Red and black plaid hunting jackets
In Chicago, funny hats
Yogurt
hot dogs
50's music, esp. doo wop
sushi
karaoke
penny loafers
Camping, tents and all the "outdoor" equipment
recreational vehicles
ice hockey
NASCAR





[edit on 27-3-2009 by Sestias]

Just so you know there are StuffBlackPeopleLike and StuffAsianPeopleLike.
So they are not being racist, just using satire to make a point.

I love that blog.

Here are some things I like:

1) Mayonaise

2) Things that don't scare me

3) Seat Belts.

4) Kenny Rogers

5) Kenny Rogers Roasters

spiderj

Yesterday my girl friend and I went on a "white people watching" expedition and noticed a few things that haven't been mentioned yet.

Texting
cheap white shoes
starchy food
self help books
spray on religion
talking during the movie

white people find it particularly hilarious to take slang and enunciate every word perfectly.

“Homey, that bernaise sauce you made is wack. Do you know what I am saying? For Real.”

“Well, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I’ll watch the deliciousness pile up.”

Since the above exchange involves people who are very aware of their whiteness it is hilarious, but if it were to be said by wiggers, it would be tragic. The difference is subtle but essential.

I am down with that, as well, Mr. Lysergic dude.