posted on Apr, 19 2004 @ 05:07 PM
Ok, so this really heinous criminal guy dies, and is sent to hell. After he moves through the portal, a demon approaches him and introduces him as a
The demon asks the damned, "Hey, do you like to gamble?" The criminal replies, "Hell yeah, I like to gamble! I've been gambling since I was four
"That's good, 'cause on Monday nights, that's all we do is sit around and gamble," says the demon guide. "How about alcohol and drugs? Do you
like to drink alcohol and take drugs?"
The criminal says, "What? You gotta be kidding me, I can't live without 'em!"
"Ok, that's good! That's great because on tuesday nights, we all get drunk and high until we can't anymore. Good" Says the demon. "Ok, then. Sex
with women... Do you like to have sex with women, because on Wednesday, that's all you're going to be doing is having sex with women all day.
That's what we do on Wednesday".
Damned criminal's eyes light up and he says, "Oh, this is great! I can't believe people pass this up for heaven! I love to have sex with women. I
had sex with women all the time when i was alive!!!"
"Oh really? That is good for you then." Demon guide gets kind of a concerned look on his face and asks the criminal, "Are you a gay horse?"
"A gay horse? What do you mean a gay horse? What's that supposed to mean? Of course I'm not a gay horse! Do I look like a horse to you? The
criminal is getting mad.
"Oh boy," sighs the demon.
"What? What do you mean 'oh boy?" the criminal askes with an uneasy voice...
"Oh man, are you gonna HATE thursdays!"