So with all the high tension in the world from every angle, I figured it was time for all of us to sit back and laugh at the situation; to let
whatever "side" is irking you know that through all the trials & BS we're having to put up with out here. We can still laugh tax free baby!
These are NOT real products & are in fact fictitious products made for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance these may bare to existing or
future products is purely a hilarious coincidence.
Please don't bother any of the speakers mentioned in these joke-ads as it will only make you look stupid & annoy them. Let me be the one who looks
stupid for spending entirely too much time on this
And with that, on with the show...
With the economy being so down in the dumps some of our favorite conspiracy theory speakers have had to up their marketing and really start producing
more merchandise to stay afloat. Here are a few ideas that just might help them out...
First up... Richard Hoagland
Mr. Hoagland deeply appreciates science and therefor understands how important a well rounded breakfast is. Because of this I'd like to
Of course Richard was very excited at the completion of the product so he had to schedule an appearance on Larry King to tell everyone about it!
Way to go Richard!
We all know Richard & David Wilcock
are friends & like to work together on certain projects and this
particular one is no exception!
David of course being very spiritually minded wants to help everyone to be in the best physical condition to experience the future. So David would
like to introduce his own brand of breakfast cereal...
Yay, I can't wait to make my own Frog-A-Mander, I mean salamander...I mean frog...or vice versa...wait, huh?!
-looks at watch waiting for 2012...-
is always looking out for the little people or non-global elite and wants to help bring
their alleged tyranny to the forefront of everyone's consciousness. So to help him help you, he came up with this great product to aid you in seeing
and calling attention to those who might be Illuminattis
Check it out!
Go get'em Dave! We'll be right behind you!
After Bill Deagle's
continuing display of vigilance against all
of the worst-case catastrophes; he decided that he needed to start helping in new ways beyond scaring..errum rather alerting people to possible
dangers. This is what he came up with!
Tired of the Chemtrail or Contrail Debate?!
Screw it, let's take it to the deck baby!
That's right, let the scoreboard decide which it is; frosty cool water or dangerous life draining chemicals!
So there you have it folks. I hope that got at least a chuckle in this murky madness we tend to swim in being a conspiracy board.
Hear any good conspiracy jokes lately!?