Cow Urine in Soft Drinks - Are You Taking the Pith?

Indians are to be exposed to a new soft drink with a twist - the main ingredient is cow's urine. To sweeten this most natural of amber fluids, the 'manufacturers' will be adding gooseberry juice or aloe vera.

The strange drink does not yet have a name, so why don't people suggest their own, with the appropriate blurb if required:

I'll kick off:

'Niagara Falls' - The No.1 wee tonic for all that ails you!

Carry on...

It might not sound appetising to non-Hindus, but it is claimed the fizzy beverage will help fight a number of diseases, including cancer.

Of course, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down - with the bovine urine to be mixed with other products, such as aloe vera and gooseberry.

Mooove to this Link

will i drink it? no.
but it's not that far of a stretch from the fact that we drink milk, and grow our vegetables in cow manure.

Bovine Bliss---A wonderful drink made with piss!

MtMoo--Do the moo!

Taj Moohal--For when urine love

Kama Mootra--A healthy drink for any position!

Karmoo--Cures any ills, present and future

Guru's Delight--Cow urine to enlighten the mind and body

Ravin' Raja--The drink of royalty!

Ginger Cow Tea--Fresh brewed taste!

Himalayan High--Cool and refreshing as it works wonders!

Moovin On Up--Levitate your bodies defenses to fight illness

Gagme--Makes you want to book steerage to India! (sold only outside of India)

[edit on 14-2-2009 by desert]

Fascinating. Must be good for the teeth...uric acid is good for whitening the teeth but...eventually rots them after it eats through them...YUMMY!

Desert...you came up with some great names. Let's see what I can come up with:

Tinkle Tonic
Golden Shower Soda
Mello Yello (oh that's already taken...sorry)
Yellow Snow
Piss Mist
LEAK
Peelixer
WIZZ
Liquid Excretion
Toilet Tea

Hi, E_B!

Ok, these might be a tad more esoteric, but as Billy Mays would say, But Wait, There's More!...

MoohandasG--A tasty, non-violent way to cure diseases

Brahmoo Soda--The start of a healthy life!

Brahmoocharya--It does a body and spirit good!

Hero, I find your avatar fascinating.

"Hero, I find your avatar fascinating."

I think it's a great avatar too. Mickey Rourke from Sin City. I hope Rourke gets the Oscar for The Wrestler. He deserves it.

Thank you for the replies guys - they were absolutely brilliant. I couldn't do more names but I found I could do the blurbs quite well - I'd be a useless advertising exec, I suppose.

The avatar came from a period at my school when I foolishly agreed to do the job of 2 people from sheer goodwill and also had to teach six hours of K12/K13 a week leaving me with no more than 20 hours of sleep during the week and precious little help with my task responsibilities - I had to figure out what to do on my own - hence the appropriate avatar. Thanks for asking.

God Bless

Frank

PS: Mickey Rourke for the Oscar and Springsteen for the song ( if it is possible)

[edit on 15/2/2009 by Heronumber0]