posted on Jan, 29 2009 @ 03:51 PM
Oh Yes! Lets go shopping for health care insurance.
Please check all that apply:
Do you smoke?
Do you eat fast food?
Do you drink any alcoholic beverage?
Do you speed?
Do you drive a red car?
Are you taking any medications?
Have you had sex with more than 1 person?
Do you practice "safe sex"?
Do you consume food containing preservatives?
What's your BMI?
Are you depressed?
Have you been depressed in the past?
Oh, by the way.... how many times do you get sick each year?
How many times did you file a claim on health insurance last year?
Do you suffer from allergies?
Do you have children?
Do you feel stress?
Have you ever gotten into a fight, verbal or nonverbal?
Do you have negative thoughts?
Are you a member of ATS? You are!!! Insurance DENIED!
People's opinions and wearing spandex do have 1 thing in common. Just because you have them does not mean you should show them.