posted on Jan, 20 2009 @ 01:57 AM
To start off I am the God of Failure, the failure resides of such massive failure that when one considers me to have failed they fail within their
failure by failing to fail my failure enigma. The failularites involve complex failure of the fail philosophy and epidemic that is failing the
chatrooms of the ATS/BTS as we speak. When one fails they have failed themself, and when one fails me the fail fails because of the molecular
structure of the pixels in your monitor producing the fail. Therefore when the fail has been failed the fail when gain it's gravity and project it's
course throughout failure time space. When the fail has began it's decent to failure, the fail will be flamed massively to failure proceeding
sub-atomic zero-point failularities which consist of fail, failure, and failities. The Failology is a very simple concept and has became a paradox of
failure, once the fail had been presented to me for the first time in ATS/BTS chat I had failed the fail on atomic levels. I released nano
failularities into the fail and proceed to fail all failing. I am the God of Failology, and failure is failed when presented with incoherent
failularities. My apposal, The Utopian Penguin is a class A failure. Me and The Utopian Penguin have came to the conclusion that;
Failure (colloquially fail, phail or flop) in general refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective.
Is a failure on multiple levels, when failing a failure cannot breach within other failure conditions, seen in part 5 of the Failology Bible.
It may be viewed as the opposite of success.
Is a failure when success of a failure within even miniscule amounts exists, then the failure has failed to fail creating the fail paradox.
So, until your fails have failed and failure has failed you, you may look to me and TUP for answers of failure, and failing answers. So while Blossom
Goodchild performed a epic failure, the failure proceeded to create a failure time space fail resulting in massive damage of truth, and failing on
cataclysmatic levels.
So failures, have a good day.