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Honey, I Won The Lottery!

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posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 10:00 PM
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, & ran
into the house.

She slammed the door & shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the Lottery!" the husband said "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter",...she said. "Just get out!"

[edit on 14-1-2009 by SpartanKingLeonidas]




posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 11:43 PM
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Lol, thats funny, nice one spartan



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 11:55 PM
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I cant understand, explanation please.:shk:



posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by peacejet
I cant understand, explanation please.:shk:


She won the Lottery, and then told him to get out.

She got financially free of him, and threw his butt to the curb.

She is set for life, and removed the turd clogging her toilet?




posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 12:16 AM
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Isnt that unfair, assuming the fact, that the lottery ticket might have been bought with the husbands money.



posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 12:25 AM
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Originally posted by peacejet
Isnt that unfair, assuming the fact, that the lottery ticket might have been bought with the husbands money.


You're reading way too much into a joke, dude.


Don't make me
you.

I will if I have too.



posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 12:25 AM
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Ok, ok, have a nice day.



posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 02:43 PM
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Nevermind he'd still get half....hehe...but funny joke.



posted on Jan, 15 2009 @ 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
Nevermind he'd still get half....hehe...but funny joke.


Thanks. I was in stiches when I got it in an e-mail.



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