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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:08 PM
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It has to be something that starts with "ass" cause it's both a body part and an animal's name. And I'm always thinking with mine.




posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:10 PM
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Sauron can I tell him if he is hot or not??



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:10 PM
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The following is my opinion as a member participating in this discussion.


A drunk stumbles across an evangelical baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher, in the way that only drunks can.

The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am."

The minister dunks the guy under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks.

"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says,
"Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"Noooo, I have not, Reverend."

The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

www.gambiadiocese.com...



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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:11 PM
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Originally posted by schism85
Sauron can I tell him if he is hot or not??


Well I have been working out.
How nice of you to notice.




[edit on 10/29/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:14 PM
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hahahah, not a chance buddy. LOL. :w:



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:18 PM
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So back on topic lets here some riddles from all you guys and gals



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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:21 PM
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All Iam going to say is starred.



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:26 PM
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is the word assess? i hope so, the only six letter word i know with only three different letters in it



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by outrider
is the word assess? i hope so, the only six letter word i know with only three different letters in it


Correct!!!



[edit on 29-10-2008 by schism85]



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:29 PM
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Originally posted by schism85
Correct!!!


wow, a shot in the dark



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:30 PM
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The following is my opinion as a member participating in this discussion.





Originally posted by schism85
Sauron can I tell him if he is hot or not??


I really don't know what your sexual preference is, nor do I care.
unless this is a riddle





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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:30 PM
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Actually, it was a riddle!!

LOL.


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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:34 PM
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way to go outrider
do you have a riddle for us?
Edit
points given



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[edit on 29/10/2008 by Sauron]



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:35 PM
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Hey, I was half right.



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:36 PM
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my turn for a riddle?

here it is

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:39 PM
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In front of your face??



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:43 PM
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you got it on your first try, makes me feel stupid



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:48 PM
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Are you sure? I looked up the answer after I had guessed, and I think I was wrong. LOL. Don't feel stupid, you got yours on the first try too.



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:50 PM
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I think people know this one:

A man parks his car in front of a hotel. He goes bankrupt. What happened?




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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 08:51 PM
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The hotel charged him rent?






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