Thank you all for coming. Let's get this meeting started. I will be happy to answer all of your questions. Let me start by saying that the
independence of Wack Posts should always be paramount in any collective organisation. At WI UP we want to strive for that independence and allow our
membership the freedom and individuality that makes wack posting such a pleasure. Whether you are a part time wack poster, or a master wacker your
zainy posts are yours and yours alone. We only strive to improve the quality of each wack post and these meetings will help showcase your talent in
the field of wack posting.
Ill take the first question. Yes Dirty Vegas.
reply to post by Dirty Vegas
Yes We Up is proud to be affiliated with the ministry of silly walks. Thank you for pointing that out. We strive not only to post wacky on the boards
but to showcase our unique individual brand of wackyness to the world and thus make the world a much better place.
reply to post by MrMysticism
Unfortunately the UWP has no real authority to stop someone from flaming you, the sad fact of the matter is that those that have joined the UWP
unfortunately have little protection beyond the T&C and thus your hard worked union dues only help prop up a criminal mastermind and his evil
Yes to the short well dressed fellow?
reply to post by The Utopian Penguin
I am sorry TUP but Wi Up does not support nor condone the secret society known as The New Penguin Order. I am afraid that your going to have to waddle
on out. Thank you for stopping by and please pick up your egg on the way out.
Yes Mr. Deson?
reply to post by Deson
Ah the beauty of being an independent wack poster is the freedom to choose whether or not to make your post wacky. It's entirely up to you. There are
no guidelines, no rules, no dues. If you do make a wacky post all we ask is for you to share with us the wackyness of your post so that we all might
benefit in learning better techniques to be wackier posters. You are very welcome to join thank you for being here.
Yes to the stunning young lady in the back?
reply to post by raven bombshell
Not only does that qualify as a wacky post, that also qualifies as one of the most creepy things I have ever witnessed. Thank you for your
contribution. You are quite welcome here.
Yes to the lady in the trench coat and fedora?
reply to post by CA_Orot
Ah but I am against all the corruption that Unions like the UWP stands for. I have time and time again found that the UWP has corruption rife within
it's management. Even so far as criminal activity involving Illegal Kitty Smuggling. I am afraid you will have to follow your Meglomaniacal Antarctic
Fowl boss out the door as well.
reply to post by Bunch
The reason Wi Up started was for the expressed purpose of letting wack posters have a central meeting place to boast about particularly wacky posts or
threads they have made. We at Wi Up don't offer the same services as UWP because unlike the UWP we at Wi Up are all for the independence of our wacky
posts. We simply want to encourage our membership to enlighten us with the funny or wacky posts they see on the boards so that we all can enjoy them.
We don't want Union dues, we won't get involved with sinister antarctic secret societies, and I promise you not one kitten will be illegally
smuggled in these hallowed halls!
Thank you for coming, please have some cake, & coffee and mingle about and introduce yourselves to each other.