Men DO Remember Anniversaries

Just a little funny that I found, if it's been posted...sorry.


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?", he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," said his wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ... "I would have gotten out today."


Rush

Damn! I didn't know being married is like being imprisoned and didn't feel like laughing or crying. Either way, I feel sorry for that guy.

Hey women! The best way to make your hubby remember your anniversaries is to not allow him to buy any electronics until one of those days arrive.

He will be looking forward to the date so much that he quickly will have them embedded in his brain.

I know, we are supposed to remember those special occasions, but what can we say where morons when it comes to that.

To tell you the truth, I forget my own birth day when it comes up sometimes.

I know, "What a pathetic looser!" The older you get the less meaning it is and more busy you get.

Originally posted by MrMysticism
Hey women! The best way to make your hubby remember your anniversaries is to not allow him to buy any electronics until one of those days arrive.

He will be looking forward to the date so much that he quickly will have them embedded in his brain.

Hi MrMysticism. Well, it sure as didn't work for my husband. I'm still waiting for the HD flat screen that was promised to me for Christmas.

I WANT MY FLAT SCREEN!!!!

(where's my tissues) Rush

I feel for your HDless soul! Will tripple ply tissue do?

Originally posted by MrMysticism
Will tripple ply tissue do?

Yes please.....and M & M's.



Rush

Ah ha ha ha ha ha poor guy, should have chosen the 20 years in prison better than life being married. Oh gawds that was a good one!


I know ill get hated on for this post. But dangit that was funny!

Originally posted by whatukno
I know ill get hated on for this post. But dangit that was funny!

LMAO, you just call it like ya see it wuk!! Nothing wrong with that! I'm a married woman and even I can sympathize w/ the guy. lol



Rush