posted on Jun, 29 2008 @ 03:54 PM
(ps: for those of you who are too serious for jokes and such, and those of you who may be offended by the constant dissing of the name "Earth" turn
back now!!!!! Also, anyone who does not want to read random stuff that does not have much o do with Aliens... Leave immediatly, or suffer the
Face it, the name "Earth" sucks. Who really wants to be called an "Earthling" if any Aliens happen across our planet? So thats why I have started
this thread, to see if anyone has any good ideas for renaming our planet. Seriously, the Aliens will probably drop an Atom Bomb on us in pity. Who
came up with the bright idea to call this planet Earth anyway? All of you true believers probably think Aliens landed here 50, 000 years ago and
Called the planet "Earth", just so they could return later to laugh at our humiliating monicker, and associate us with dirt and dung.
"Earth" not be named after a Roman or Greek god or goddess? (its the only planet in our solar system thats not named after a Greek or Roman god or
This is why I suggest the name Solaria, which follows the popular trend of naming planets after their star. Then we could be Solarians, and watch the
Aliens cry tears of green flame, as th sun sets on their conquest of the Galaxy... Yeah ok. Well, maybe not tears of green flame, but they would
definatly be too frightened of our new name they would flee the solar system in terror. Blah Blah Blah. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, find a
new, Awesome name for "Earth" and give some cool reasons too. Good luck!
Rock on fellow Solarians!
Ok then. I don't agree with everything they say, but they do have a
“The last sound on the Worthless
earth will be two human beings trying to launch a homemade spaceship and already quarreling about where they
are going next.” -- William Faulkner
[edit on 29-6-2008 by Havak]